Going---Going----Sadly---Gone

Poet's Notes
(Show)

Become a Premium Member and post notes and photos about your poem like John Lawless.


This poem is a spinoff from the theme of the Auctioneerist  poetry contest.  Thank you Mystic Rose for the inspiration.

GOING….GOING….SADLY…..GONE

HEY…..WHADDAMIBIDFOR…..this….this ….
WHATEVERITISOLDERTHANMEANTIQUEYTHING.

C’MON NOW LET’S START THE BIDDING…..

WHAT IS THIS BEAUTY WORTH???

5 DOLLAHS…..WHO’LL GIVE ME 5 DOLLAHS???

COM’N NOW IT HAS ORIGINAL BURN HOLES
FROM A TIME WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY SMOKED----INDOORS!!!
AUTHENTIC ANTIQUE BURN HOLES
YA CAN’T BUY THAT RUSTIC LOOK…

I GOT 10 DOLLAHS OVAHERE……WHO’LL MAKE IT 15

15….COM’N…..15…….THIS GROOVE ALONG THE EDGE….
WORN BY THE WINDUPDANCINGBELLSOF THE ALARMCLOCK….
BOUGHT THE ALARM CLOCK AFTER THEY SHOT THE ROOSTER….
SOLD THE FARM WHEN THE HENS STOPPED LAYIN’…

CAN I GET 20……20…..UP IT FIVE TO PONDER THE
PENDULUM ARC ON THE MIRROR…..ETCHED
BY THE POCKET WATCH HUNG THERE…… EVERY NIGHT…
BUT ONE.

I GOT 30….30 FROM THE GENTLEMAN IN THE REAR.
CAN I GET 40….A SMALL PRICE TO PAY……SEE THAT HOLE…
CENTERLEFTOFNAMEPLATE….BULLETHOLE….REVENUERS…

C’MON….LET ME GET 50…..50…..HALF A HUNDRED….50
AND WE’LL THROW IN THE MAP TO THE STILL….

GOING ONCE…….GOING TWICE…….


John G. Lawless
2/29/2016

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016



Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Date: 3/7/2016 8:39:00 AM
I love it--so creative and entertaining! Janice
Login to Reply
Date: 2/29/2016 3:56:00 PM
Oh...bit of a southern drawl..eh? Y'all!! This was some auction! ;) Good one. Made me smile. Thanks for the visit to my work.
Login to Reply
Lawless Avatar
John Lawless
Date: 2/29/2016 4:03:00 PM
Yeah, Eileen, I was just going to the auction and then.....the muse took the lead
Date: 2/29/2016 3:31:00 PM
I loved your auction. Entertaining!!!
Login to Reply
Lawless Avatar
John Lawless
Date: 2/29/2016 3:44:00 PM
Thanks Charmaine, the muse started dancing with the them so I let her lead. appreciate your stopping by.
Get a Premium Membership
Get more exposure for your poetry and more features with a Premium Membership.
Book: Reflection on the Important Things

Member Area

My Admin
Profile and Settings
Edit My Poems
Edit My Quotes
Edit My Short Stories
Edit My Articles
My Comments Inboxes
My Comments Outboxes
Soup Mail
Poetry Contests
Contest Results/Status
Followers
Poems of Poets I Follow
Friend Builder

Soup Social

Poetry Forum
New/Upcoming Features
The Wall
Soup Facebook Page
Who is Online
Link to Us

Member Poems

Poems - Top 100 New
Poems - Top 100 All-Time
Poems - Best
Poems - by Topic
Poems - New (All)
Poems - New (PM)
Poems - New by Poet
Poems - Read
Poems - Unread

Member Poets

Poets - Best New
Poets - New
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems
Poets - Top 100 Most Poems Recent
Poets - Top 100 Community
Poets - Top 100 Contest

Famous Poems

Famous Poems - African American
Famous Poems - Best
Famous Poems - Classical
Famous Poems - English
Famous Poems - Haiku
Famous Poems - Love
Famous Poems - Short
Famous Poems - Top 100

Famous Poets

Famous Poets - Living
Famous Poets - Most Popular
Famous Poets - Top 100
Famous Poets - Best
Famous Poets - Women
Famous Poets - African American
Famous Poets - Beat
Famous Poets - Cinquain
Famous Poets - Classical
Famous Poets - English
Famous Poets - Haiku
Famous Poets - Hindi
Famous Poets - Jewish
Famous Poets - Love
Famous Poets - Metaphysical
Famous Poets - Modern
Famous Poets - Punjabi
Famous Poets - Romantic
Famous Poets - Spanish
Famous Poets - Suicidal
Famous Poets - Urdu
Famous Poets - War

Poetry Resources

Anagrams
Bible
Book Store
Character Counter
Cliché Finder
Poetry Clichés
Common Words
Copyright Information
Grammar
Grammar Checker
Homonym
Homophones
How to Write a Poem
Lyrics
Love Poem Generator
New Poetic Forms
Plagiarism Checker
Poetics
Poetry Art
Publishing
Random Word Generator
Spell Checker
Store
What is Good Poetry?
Word Counter