Gentlemen's Fashion Statements

Some fellers like to make fashion statements with their dress, But I'm a rather conservative dude (much to my wife's distress!). I'm fine with loafers, button-down collars and pleated slacks. I'm not taken with tailor-mades, I prefer to buy off the racks! Some dudes make a statement with the T-shirts they wear, Sharin' their philosophies with others (who don't really care!). They tout their favorite beer, sport and even some nasty words! Lord, spare me from wearin' such - I'm OK as one of the nerds! The latest fad is sandals, tank tops and droopy shorts, And displayed on their hide, suggestive tattoos of all sorts. They're mutilated with things piercin' their nose and ear, And to top it off, wear their baseball cap facin' to the rear! I'll deign to wear a suit and tie to weddin's, funerals and such, But I'm here to tell you, I don't relish it very much! I'd rather wear jeans (of course with button-down collar!), And a fancy belt with a buckle as big as a silver dollar. Lord, forgive me for judgin' fellers by what they wear, By what their T-shirts preach or how they wear their hair. But, Lord, permit me to say, I've seen some rather curious sights, But I reckon they have a right to express their First Amendment rights! Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (© All Rights Reserved)