G'Day Part 2 a Poem For Don
“We’ll need to get him good and drunk,
So then we can have our way.
As a Sheila he’ll go in the trunk,
Then we’ll put him on display.”
Sam had his sister’s evening gown,
And a pair of high heeled shoes,
A stunning rhinestone tiara crown,
And a pocket book of Sue’s.
We’ll need to find a place somewhere,
Where we can trick him into drinkin’.
Then we’ll strip him of his underwear,
And teach him a thing fair dinkum.
Just then my truck hit a rut,
And the crate flew in the air.
My left wheel lost a single nut
But it only started with a pair.
We drove on for a little way
Until the axle snapped in two.
We watched our cargo hop away
What a lucky kangaroo.
Under the truck I went just to get a peek,
To see if we were even in the game.
That’s when I spotted the petrol leak
And the whole thing went up in flame.
Sam pulled me out and stripped me bare,
‘Cause my clothes were all on fire.
My **** was barbied medium rare
By my smoldering attire.
Sam wrapped his hand with his own shirt,
Then he opened up the door.
He bravely made a grab for the skirt,
Because that’s what friends are for.
We were lost out in the outback
Stuck up the proverbial gum tree.
The sun gave us a blistering attack,
Because we were dressed like Aborigine.
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