Gazuntite

There was a model, a pretty young lass,
She had an attitude ; was full of sass,
Whenever she would sneeze,
Her stomach would squeeze,
And inevitably she would pass gas.

One night she modeled in  her very best
And ate prunes and dates as a guest,
On stage she strutted her stuff
And you guessed it sure enough,
She sneezed and had to change her dress.

Her husband’s name was Billy Mcfeeny
Considered by her to be a meany
He told her don’t be so sad,
It’s not really that bad
You could have been wearing a bikini !


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helping Gwendolyn giggle “ sneezing limerick contest”
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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A   Avatar
March 2, 2012 at 9:36 PM
ROBERT..READING UP ON SOME OLD CONTEST* CONGRATULATIONS~ WITH YOUR AWESOME WIN! ;-)*always..pd
Susan Avatar
January 10, 2012 at 6:14 AM
Glad she liked this! Congrats on your win! so funny :)
Dietrich Avatar
January 9, 2012 at 10:22 PM
oh, i remember this one. it was the one that was a GAS. hahaha. LOVE it. Congrats.
The Rogue Rhymer Avatar
January 9, 2012 at 8:45 AM
This is so funny Bob! It remindes me of one of my favorite reality shows. Flavor Flav....come back on the air please. BTW...I only watch the highest quality of television :)
Williams Avatar
January 9, 2012 at 7:21 AM
Bob congrats on your win, very funny..David
Brown Avatar
January 9, 2012 at 7:02 AM
Congratulations on your win in Gwen's "Sneezing Limerick" contest Robert. Love, Carol
Quigley Avatar
January 8, 2012 at 10:07 PM
These are great Bob. Congratulations on your win
Squyres Avatar
January 8, 2012 at 8:03 PM
Ohhh myyy!! Laughing out loud here !! Congrats on your win !!
Poet Avatar
January 8, 2012 at 7:05 PM
Haha....this is a funny story in Limerick!Congrats Robert on your win.
Song Avatar
January 8, 2012 at 6:47 PM
You not only helped ME giggle, YOU MADE THE OTHER 2 judges laugh pretty hard too. The final judging was over ice cream and coffee this evening at the local ice cream parlor. We had soo much fun..u already know that although I only requested 1 limerick, you went way out there on a limb giving it your all...appreciated the humor! ...I am soooo glad it wasn't a bikini she was wearing!! Phew!! You are the best, poet! Don't ever stop making us laugh! GWendolen
Johnson Avatar
January 5, 2012 at 8:17 PM
I will be looking for a win for you with this one. Thank you for your nice comments. Love, Joyce
. Avatar
January 5, 2012 at 7:49 PM
LoL., well you sure made me giggle. well-penned poem, good luck on the contest
Bono Avatar
January 5, 2012 at 6:08 PM
interesting.I posted a write today.I am not doing so well.hope you have a great year.
Horsman Avatar
January 5, 2012 at 10:19 AM
Wonderful Limericks Robert, needed these for a laugh. Thanks. good luck in contest. harry
Austin Avatar
January 4, 2012 at 3:44 PM
Had to chuckle at these, Robert, being, myself, a shameless passer of gas, such that it scares my cats each morning. Luck in the contest - you have my first place vote, that is if I were to be named to judge. daver
Susan Avatar
January 3, 2012 at 7:17 PM
I think she only wanted one verse - but hopefully she'll make an exception for this exceptional piece! super funny :P
Wesley Avatar
January 2, 2012 at 7:18 PM
Poor girl, the height of embarassment - glad it's all in a poem; a hilarious one at that!
A   Avatar
January 1, 2012 at 5:29 PM
LOL...i love this contest... agreat way to start offfff this year.. with fun limericks... a very fun entry.. good luck in the contest... best wishes this year, can't wait to read more of your work this year. Always ~p.d.
Andresen Avatar
January 1, 2012 at 6:20 AM
SMILE............ GOOD ONE - Robert! happy new year to you. oxox love Anne-Lise
Dietrich Avatar
December 31, 2011 at 4:44 PM
oops I said susan. But Gwen should like it too!!
Dietrich Avatar
December 31, 2011 at 4:43 PM
hahaha, this is a ..........GAS! ( I think it's susan's type of humor so it should do VERY well)
Falotico Avatar
December 31, 2011 at 2:57 PM
Lol. Made me laugh out loud !! Happy New Year my friend. Michael
Pettit Avatar
December 31, 2011 at 12:33 PM
Great trio of limericks, Robert. Gwedolyn should like them.
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