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There was a model, a pretty young lass, She had an attitude ; was full of sass, Whenever she would sneeze, Her stomach would squeeze, And inevitably she would pass gas. One night she modeled in her very best And ate prunes and dates as a guest, On stage she strutted her stuff And you guessed it sure enough, She sneezed and had to change her dress. Her husband’s name was Billy Mcfeeny Considered by her to be a meany He told her don’t be so sad, It’s not really that bad You could have been wearing a bikini ! Written for: helping Gwendolyn giggle “ sneezing limerick contest”

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 3/2/2012 9:36:00 PM
ROBERT..READING UP ON SOME OLD CONTEST* CONGRATULATIONS~ WITH YOUR AWESOME WIN! ;-)*always..pd
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Date: 1/10/2012 6:14:00 AM
Glad she liked this! Congrats on your win! so funny :)
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Date: 1/9/2012 10:22:00 PM
oh, i remember this one. it was the one that was a GAS. hahaha. LOVE it. Congrats.
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Date: 1/9/2012 8:45:00 AM
This is so funny Bob! It remindes me of one of my favorite reality shows. Flavor Flav....come back on the air please. BTW...I only watch the highest quality of television :)
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Date: 1/9/2012 7:21:00 AM
Bob congrats on your win, very funny..David
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Date: 1/9/2012 7:02:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in Gwen's "Sneezing Limerick" contest Robert. Love, Carol
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Date: 1/8/2012 10:07:00 PM
These are great Bob. Congratulations on your win
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Date: 1/8/2012 8:03:00 PM
Ohhh myyy!! Laughing out loud here !! Congrats on your win !!
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Date: 1/8/2012 7:05:00 PM
Haha....this is a funny story in Limerick!Congrats Robert on your win.
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Date: 1/8/2012 6:47:00 PM
You not only helped ME giggle, YOU MADE THE OTHER 2 judges laugh pretty hard too. The final judging was over ice cream and coffee this evening at the local ice cream parlor. We had soo much fun..u already know that although I only requested 1 limerick, you went way out there on a limb giving it your all...appreciated the humor! ...I am soooo glad it wasn't a bikini she was wearing!! Phew!! You are the best, poet! Don't ever stop making us laugh! GWendolen
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Date: 1/5/2012 8:17:00 PM
I will be looking for a win for you with this one. Thank you for your nice comments. Love, Joyce
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Date: 1/5/2012 7:49:00 PM
LoL., well you sure made me giggle. well-penned poem, good luck on the contest
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Date: 1/5/2012 6:08:00 PM
interesting.I posted a write today.I am not doing so well.hope you have a great year.
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Date: 1/5/2012 10:19:00 AM
Wonderful Limericks Robert, needed these for a laugh. Thanks. good luck in contest. harry
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Date: 1/4/2012 3:44:00 PM
Had to chuckle at these, Robert, being, myself, a shameless passer of gas, such that it scares my cats each morning. Luck in the contest - you have my first place vote, that is if I were to be named to judge. daver
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Date: 1/3/2012 7:17:00 PM
I think she only wanted one verse - but hopefully she'll make an exception for this exceptional piece! super funny :P
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Date: 1/2/2012 7:18:00 PM
Poor girl, the height of embarassment - glad it's all in a poem; a hilarious one at that!
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Date: 1/1/2012 5:29:00 PM
LOL...i love this contest... agreat way to start offfff this year.. with fun limericks... a very fun entry.. good luck in the contest... best wishes this year, can't wait to read more of your work this year. Always ~p.d.
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Date: 1/1/2012 6:20:00 AM
SMILE............ GOOD ONE - Robert! happy new year to you. oxox love Anne-Lise
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Date: 12/31/2011 4:44:00 PM
oops I said susan. But Gwen should like it too!!
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Date: 12/31/2011 4:43:00 PM
hahaha, this is a ..........GAS! ( I think it's susan's type of humor so it should do VERY well)
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Date: 12/31/2011 2:57:00 PM
Lol. Made me laugh out loud !! Happy New Year my friend. Michael
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Date: 12/31/2011 12:33:00 PM
Great trio of limericks, Robert. Gwedolyn should like them.
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