Future Unemployment Lounge

Good MORNING CITIZENS Welcome to the employment lounge Have a pleasant day. Step up state your claim Please speak clearly Move to the side Step up state your claim WHAT'S YOUR FAME? Step up state your claim What's your FLAME? CHECK YOUR FLICKER? YOU'RE in the GAME. GOod morning Ms. Let me Have your slip. What's Your VARIATION Difference in OCCUPATION? Off to the right against the Wall, we have COFFEE and other refreshments For Your enjoyment. Now, let's be PEACEFUL and continue on. Number 77 Hello state your CLAIM What's your NAME? How's Your pain? Please be patient. At the end of the middle aisle There'll be a woman there with a smile. She has pain meds for you. The CLERK tells security she's COOL let her through. ATTENTION. ATTENTION. THE UNEMPLOYMENT LOUNGE Will Be closing in 10 minutes. For those who must return TOMORROW please do so at 11a.m. NOW PLEASE BE PEACEFUL and step to the EXIT. YOUR COOPERATION IS GREATLY APPRECIATED. ENJOY YOUR DAY!