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Funny Signs 5

“NEVER test the depth of the water with both feet” Sage advice I offer to help you avoid all the heaps Of crap thrown at you Like doodoo and poop Got's a degree in smartasstology... I repeat!

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Date: 4/23/2018 6:02:00 PM
Who wants their poems regal? Or nasty and fecal? Then take thee a breather Cuz I can write either.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/23/2018 6:48:00 PM
You SURE can my dear Jessica!!! Whoop whoop!!! Gonna mozie on over to your adobe! Love, Happy Jack XOX
Date: 4/20/2018 7:19:00 AM
Haha, we all need big umbrellas then.
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/20/2018 7:26:00 AM
Hmm, don't think umbrellas would be much help, you silly man!!!
Date: 4/20/2018 7:05:00 AM
Is that like going in Boots and all? Maria:)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/20/2018 7:25:00 AM
You see... hmm was going to try to explain, then thought better just leave it alone! LOL Still love you though... Happy Jack XOX
Date: 4/20/2018 6:42:00 AM
Working on my honorary degree myself ;) xomo!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/20/2018 6:54:00 AM
You're coming along nicely my love!!! LOL XOX
Date: 4/20/2018 6:38:00 AM
That first line is over my head ;)
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Jack Ellison
Date: 4/20/2018 6:53:00 AM
WOW, it's not over your head... just kneedeep in doodoo!!! XOX

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