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Funny Do's Funny Don'T's

I will only write funny poems 
as I don't feel like I want to do anything else
Why are we so lazy at times?
Is it something that we ate
Or are we just natural born lazy?
I like to think we are natural born lazy
As I don't think we should give food that much credit
It may do something
I am getting ready to get a new look
Why?
Why not?
Am I a man that I'd be stuck with one?
Ahh men we love you 
You look so adorable in your natural state
The time has come
When did the time come?
I don't see it anywhere
My two dogs are just happy as they can be
I don't have to do anything
Unlike someone I know
Am I talking about you?
How do you know?
Got to buy some watermelons
before the summer is over
And I can only dream then
Ahh summer
Didn't it just get here?
Why is it so in a hurry to leave?
Is it because it doesn't want to fall down
before the old winter?
I think it just wants to sum up 
- yeah all the fun things
I kinda want Christmas to get here
I am ready for it
Oh the spirit 
The joy
in somebody's face
As I sure don't want to see the scowl
Have you hit the town lately?
I sure haven't
Not too sure what the latest dance move is
Or is there ever a latest dance move?
Everything is new
I like to watch HGTV
Why?
Don't know
Just watch people looking for houses
and buy houses
Just get me back to where I used to be
- still hunting
I get excited with them
That's why
Do you like to see people get their way?
I do 
Especially the women
Yeah we rule 
You'd better know it
Still on HGTV
Watching the wives rule 
Yeyy
Haha
I am going to be skinned down - alive
in a minute I am sure
Lol
I could never understand golf
Don't know how to play it
And I sure don't want to walk after the ball like that
Who am I?
I am not a ball chaser!
Haha
Do you think I can make a joke out of everything?
I think I can
Didn't I make a joke out of you?
Lol not
I have to stay away from those buffets
Too tempting
I found I ate more
And some of those things weren't even what I wanted
Ha things we complain about
Sorry Lord
Did you ever think why don't they make use of left-overs?
Left over by patrons
They can have a couple pigs back there
Fatten them up
And make food out of them
Complete the food chain
But do they ever listen to me?
Or their nose?
Anyway just a thought
If I had my way
this world will be such a better place
Everybody would have what they want
Do what they want
But of course I don't have my way
So you have to ask God, okay?
I gave you a pointer
Now ask
Do I want to go more?
I can go more
Can I go less?
Why do they call it an infinity pool?
It's definitely not infinite
But it's infinite for me
I will be dreaming on
Be in one
Definitely will get it
So cool
Okay that's it for now
Unless I feel like it later
Not talking about that thing!

Copyright © Toquyen Harrell | Year Posted 2015

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