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I will only write funny poems as I don't feel like I want to do anything else Why are we so lazy at times? Is it something that we ate Or are we just natural born lazy? I like to think we are natural born lazy As I don't think we should give food that much credit It may do something I am getting ready to get a new look Why? Why not? Am I a man that I'd be stuck with one? Ahh men we love you You look so adorable in your natural state The time has come When did the time come? I don't see it anywhere My two dogs are just happy as they can be I don't have to do anything Unlike someone I know Am I talking about you? How do you know? Got to buy some watermelons before the summer is over And I can only dream then Ahh summer Didn't it just get here? Why is it so in a hurry to leave? Is it because it doesn't want to fall down before the old winter? I think it just wants to sum up - yeah all the fun things I kinda want Christmas to get here I am ready for it Oh the spirit The joy in somebody's face As I sure don't want to see the scowl Have you hit the town lately? I sure haven't Not too sure what the latest dance move is Or is there ever a latest dance move? Everything is new I like to watch HGTV Why? Don't know Just watch people looking for houses and buy houses Just get me back to where I used to be - still hunting I get excited with them That's why Do you like to see people get their way? I do Especially the women Yeah we rule You'd better know it Still on HGTV Watching the wives rule Yeyy Haha I am going to be skinned down - alive in a minute I am sure Lol I could never understand golf Don't know how to play it And I sure don't want to walk after the ball like that Who am I? I am not a ball chaser! Haha Do you think I can make a joke out of everything? I think I can Didn't I make a joke out of you? Lol not I have to stay away from those buffets Too tempting I found I ate more And some of those things weren't even what I wanted Ha things we complain about Sorry Lord Did you ever think why don't they make use of left-overs? Left over by patrons They can have a couple pigs back there Fatten them up And make food out of them Complete the food chain But do they ever listen to me? Or their nose? Anyway just a thought If I had my way this world will be such a better place Everybody would have what they want Do what they want But of course I don't have my way So you have to ask God, okay? I gave you a pointer Now ask Do I want to go more? I can go more Can I go less? Why do they call it an infinity pool? It's definitely not infinite But it's infinite for me I will be dreaming on Be in one Definitely will get it So cool Okay that's it for now Unless I feel like it later Not talking about that thing!
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