Fun: Cheer Leaders

Do those cheer leaders ever finish their shower, 
Does the plumber ever fix up that leak,
Does the girl hitchhiking get to her town, 
On every other day of the week,

These stories and more leave me in two minds, 
Whatever occurs in the end,
What starts out as a normal average day out, 
Becomes savage debauchery instead,

Where all of a sudden the ideal woman craves all, 
Where “We really should not” becomes “Should”,
Where the old battered bench becomes better than bed, 
Where all that she wants is some wood,

I’ll never find out the end of these tales, 
My mind is not strong, it’s too weak,
Because I never seem to last right up to the end, 
Stuff happens and I just fall asleep.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Pigeon Tart Avatar
April 29, 2019 at 7:52 AM
LOL! "Where all that she wants is some wood"...I nearly fell out of my chair ;) You are a HOOT Lewis! Love it. A Fave. xomo
Raynes Avatar
April 29, 2019 at 7:58 AM
Haha, thought ppl would like that bit, a little sneaky. :)
Gauthier Avatar
April 28, 2019 at 9:26 PM
Totally delightful, Lewis. Well penned.
Raynes Avatar
April 29, 2019 at 7:56 AM
Thank you Line
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