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How Do I get My Dog Out Of My Mailbox?

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The Rain Just Won’t Stop. 
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She’s been gone for 37 hours. 
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Help Me I’m Freezing. 
Somewhere In Denver.
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February 2, 2022 at 1:45 PM
Matt, a fun write with many pondering questions ~ Constance
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January 15, 2022 at 4:53 PM
Hello, Matt. I enjoyed your poetry, especially the line about the "wife buying compost." Blessings ~ Debra
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