Fruit Cake Family Feast

Holiday dinners coming Time to sit and feast Moms afraid of infection She worries about the yeast Uncle Bobby wants some Turkey He's picked out the wishing bone If he is finally Lucky He won't have to go home alone Now the Turkey is boneless The bread is not rising The gravy is all lumpy Grandma cukoo is smiling Little jimmy is angry He just wants to eat But his cousin Elizabeth Is taking toe jam off his feet I should have stayed at home With food that isn't gross But then I wouldn't have seen Grandpa riding the pot roast He thought it was a Bronko He made a big mistake It never would have happened If he had stayed awake Lucky mom still had the ham The roast had been destroyed After it had been ridden It was easy to avoid Once the meal was over I was nothing short of glad I shouldn't tell you about Father What he did was really bad He went into the parlor To let off some nasty gas Sounded like an explosion I laughed off my silly ass My sad tale is now over Every story has an end If you don't really enjoy it Be kind and just pretend Christmas Dinner With Humor contest. Written Dec 5 2012