Friendly Advice

To all the married men out there Here's some friendly adivce Never tell her she's getting fat Or you'll surely pay the price Never say, "You're getting old" Or "Is that some gray I see" I'm the dummy who's said these things So you better take it from me And if she ever burns your supper Just smile and say it's great If she asks if you want seconds Act like you just can't wait And if you ever hear her snoring Just go get on the couch Cause if you wake that woman up She's becomes an awful grouch And when she asks if her mom can visit Just smile and nod your head Or you'll be sleeping among the stars With the dog house for your bed Always put the toliet seat down Cause a woman will always sit But if you forget this golden rule She'll throw such a terrible fit That's about all I have to say And I hoped you listened well Cause if you didn't, then take it from me She'll make your life pure....Well.....you know