Friendly Advice
To all the married men out there
Here's some friendly adivce
Never tell her she's getting fat
Or you'll surely pay the price
Never say, "You're getting old"
Or "Is that some gray I see"
I'm the dummy who's said these things
So you better take it from me
And if she ever burns your supper
Just smile and say it's great
If she asks if you want seconds
Act like you just can't wait
And if you ever hear her snoring
Just go get on the couch
Cause if you wake that woman up
She's becomes an awful grouch
And when she asks if her mom can visit
Just smile and nod your head
Or you'll be sleeping among the stars
With the dog house for your bed
Always put the toliet seat down
Cause a woman will always sit
But if you forget this golden rule
She'll throw such a terrible fit
That's about all I have to say
And I hoped you listened well
Cause if you didn't, then take it from me
She'll make your life pure....Well.....you know
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