Free Humor Prose

UNDERWEAR TALKING        - Friend young underwear, I do not understand why.          my owner no longer looks for me but only for you ...           So just answered young underwear:         - It is not complicated to understand, my elder friend ... He looks for me.  because I'm novel, scented,           and you friend, excuse my frankness,            but you already have years of anus ... ha, ha, ha!               IN THE OFFICE         - say 33!         - 33!         - All right, you are healed ...           please pay for the consultation.         - Doctor, say 33!         - 33!         - Well, doctor, You are paid ...         - How is it !?         - I offer you the same treatment doctor.           that you gave to me ... we are cured ...!                   GORGEOUS HAIR           "Hey lady, how do I preserve             my lush gorgeous hair! ?             - It is quite simple, die young ...!               MOUTH AND TONGUE           The mouth said to the tongue:         - You are mine, only mine !         "No, I'm hers ... and entered the           mouth of the impressive girl ...!