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UNDERWEAR TALKING

       - Friend  young underwear, I do not understand why.
         my owner no longer looks for me but only for you ...
          So just answered young underwear:
        - It is not complicated to understand, my elder  friend ...
          He looks for me.  because I'm novel, scented,
          and you friend, excuse my frankness,
           but you already have years of anus ... ha, ha, ha!

              IN THE OFFICE
        - say 33!
        - 33!
        - All right, you are healed ...
          please pay for the consultation.
        - Doctor, say 33!
        - 33!
        - Well, doctor, You are paid ...
        - How is it !?
        - I offer you the same treatment doctor.
          that you gave  to me ... we are cured ...!

                  GORGEOUS HAIR

          "Hey lady, how do I preserve
            my lush gorgeous hair! ?
            - It is  quite simple, die young ...!

              MOUTH AND TONGUE
          The mouth said to the tongue:
        - You are mine, only mine !
        "No, I'm hers ... and entered the
          mouth of the impressive girl ...!
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Connelly Avatar
June 16, 2019 at 7:21 AM
Very funny Alkas; especially the last two. Thanks.
Poetry Avatar
June 16, 2019 at 9:01 AM
Thank you Jeff for you active sense of humor, have a nice day my friend... salute alkas
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