Free Cee-Hands Off the Merchan-Price

HANDS OFF THE MERCHAN-PRICE Boys, the price is now ten dollars a dance Due mostly to this country’s inflation But if someone said you get more than a dance Mister, you got some faulty information I can do almost any dance you request I can dance like a seraph, a sprite or an elf When it comes to dancing, man, I am the best But mister, you had better keep your hands to yourself I’ll jiggle and wiggle and I might even giggle And there ain’t a dance that’s opposed to me Hold me tight while you spin me around But mister, keep your hands where they’re supposed to be I can adapt to most any dance you might choose A tap dancer or a hot hula dancer, honey I can be them I’m adept at adapting to anything you may want But mister, keep your hands where I can see them Boys, the price is now ten dollars a dance Due mostly to this country’s inflation But if someone said you get more than a dance Mister, you got some faulty information I will shake it and make it a dance worthwhile And it will be my curves that you will ponder It will be the best ten dollars you ever spent But mister, don’t coerce your hands to wander Ten dollars will get you the dance of your life But only if you are able to meet my price The two of us can dance the whole night away But mister, keep your hands off the merchandise It’s only a dance, and that’s all you will get Gimme ten bucks and you can take my hand But honey, don’t expect extra for your money Okay, a peck on the cheek will cost you an extra grand But don’t forget that I’m married to a man in the band Because I am married to that drummer in the baaaaandddddddd! © 2012…copyright PHREEPOETREE ..~free cee!~