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Freddy the Fly Gets a Fly-Sty In His Fly-Eye

Yup, just as you probably suspected, ol' Freddy the Fly did not yet die. Oh me, Oh my!! But he did get a Fly-Eye-Sty, from landing in the Fly-Mai-Tai. Now when you are a fly, And you get a fly-sty, It's major trouble, Cause your 1000 part Fly-eye Will mean a 1000 part Fly-Eye Good-Bye, Well Freddy's problem resolved into a Freddy the Fly Eye Sty, And it brought pain and discomfort to his Fly-Guy Fly Eye... He thought it brought on a small plus, That he could not see Nicole Fly Go Fly By, therefore Freddy The Fly did not have to Fly-cry And lose his last fly's guy's ounce of Fly-dentity So he went to the fly-eye-doctor, Dr. Frankenfly, to inquire why His fly-eye-sty, wouldn't let him fly-cry, and if by and by, His fly-eye-sty would liquefy in his Fly-eye, and thus he could say a fly-goodbye to his fly-sty eye So Dr. Frankenfly put fly-eye-drops in Freddy the Fly's eye And 1000 drops for each fly-eye was necessifly'd for all those multiple fly- eye- pieces of Freddy the Fly's Fly-eye And this was costly, as you know why, When Freddy the Fly, got his fly-eye Dr. bill, Freddy the Fly began to cry He could not keep a dry fly eye So as it turned out, Freddy did Fly-lie, and told Dr. Frankenfly He'd send a check on by In the blink of a fly-eye. And off he flew, And I tell you, No sign of Freddy the Fly was ever caught by any fly-eye. Let's just hope our Freddy Fly Did not fly-die.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2007




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