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Fred

I walked by a snowman named Fred

  Who stood on his twigs and his head

    He hid both his stalks

      With poorly-matched socks

        And showed off his snowballs instead.




~ 1st Place ~  in the "Christmas Limericks (New Or Old)" Poetry Contest, Carolyn Devonshire, Judge & Sponsor.

~ 6th Place ~  in the "Your Best Single Limerick Five Lines Only" Poetry Contest, Robert Haigh, Sponsor.

~ 1st Place ~  in the "Upside-Down World - Limerick" Poetry Contest, Eve Roper, Sponsor.

Copyright © Gregory Richard Barden | Year Posted 2017

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Andrea Dietrich Date: 12/6/2018 6:55:00 PM oh boy, it's the old snow balls boy, you sure scored super well with it this time, Gregory. Congrats on a well deserved win. Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 12/6/2018 7:10:00 PM Thank you so much, Andrea! :-)

Gershon Wolf Date: 12/5/2018 10:34:00 PM Back with congrats on your top prize with this upside down right-side-up write! Happiness and Joy! ~ Gershon Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 12/6/2018 3:46:00 AM Thank you so kindly, Gershon, and Fred thanks you, too! (He's quite popular 'round these parts, though he sometimes gives me the cold shoulder, lol). Blessings, Buddy! :-)

Francesca Pappadogiannis Date: 12/3/2018 3:26:00 AM Hahahaha. Loved this one Gregory :) :) :) Made my day. Congratulations!! Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 12/6/2018 3:44:00 AM Oh, I'm so happy Fred brought you some joy, Fran ... blessings to you and yours for a joyous holiday season, my friend! :-) <3

Charles Messina Date: 12/2/2018 7:33:00 PM This is hilarious and witty Greg, many congrats to you on your well deserved top win! Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 12/6/2018 3:43:00 AM That's very kind of you, Charles, and I'm so pleased you enjoyed Fred! He sends his blessings! (Though his face is getting red now) ;-)

Joseph May Date: 12/2/2018 4:55:00 PM Lol..Congrats on your win Greg Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 12/6/2018 3:42:00 AM Thanks so very much, Joseph - blessings, my friend! :-)

Jan Allison Date: 12/2/2018 4:16:00 PM many congrats Greg:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 12/6/2018 3:42:00 AM Thank you, Dear Jan! :-) <3

Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/2/2018 2:34:00 PM Congrats on top win, Greg! Bottoms up ;) Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 12/6/2018 3:42:00 AM Thank you so much, Kim - chilly cheers to you - I raise my high ball glass in honor! ;-) <3

Tania Kitchin Date: 12/2/2018 2:02:00 PM Love it, thanks for the chuckle, congratulations on your first place win! Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 12/6/2018 3:41:00 AM Thank you so very much, Tania - I'm so pleased you found Fred worth a laugh, (as HE is!). Blessings and happy holidays! :-) <3

Eve Roper Date: 12/2/2018 1:07:00 PM hahaha, this is a wonderful well written poem, Greg, congratulations on your win. Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 12/6/2018 3:40:00 AM Thank you very much, Dear Eve! :-) <3

Carolyn Devonshire Date: 12/2/2018 11:31:00 AM Gregory, I didn't even need to see the photo to appreciate the great humor in your poem. Congrats on a first-place win. Bawdy humor at its best! Send me a Soup mail with your address so I can send the prize to you. Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 12/6/2018 3:39:00 AM I am so happy that you liked my little Limerick, Carolyn ... I haven't written many, nor diverted into the humorous genre a great deal, but it's a LOT of fun, and it was a joy to make others laugh, though I must give the credit to Fred himself, (who is quite happy to be back in winter again!) ... he loves to make folks laugh, too, and spends most of his time on his head for just that reason. ;-) Blessings, and thank you SO much for the honor! Happy Holidays to you and yours! :-) <3

John Lawless Date: 4/25/2018 11:58:00 AM NOW THAT'S A LIMERICK!!!!! Well done. I like a limerick with the balls to be a limerick..... Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 5/29/2018 12:57:00 AM Haha! Thank you, John - I so appreciate it! Where I come from Limericks are intended to be a bit "off-color", so this came naturally ... so pleased you enjoyed it, my friend! :-)

Susan Gentry Date: 4/25/2018 4:27:00 AM Congratulations on your win. A fun limerick! Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 5/29/2018 12:52:00 AM Thanks so much, Susan! :-) <3

Line Gauthier Date: 4/24/2018 7:23:00 PM Back with more congrats, Gregory. Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 5/29/2018 12:51:00 AM Thank you so much, Line! :-) <3

Janice Canerdy Date: 4/24/2018 7:16:00 PM Great limerick. CONGRATS! Janice Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 5/29/2018 12:51:00 AM Thank you, Janice! :-) <3

Andrea Dietrich Date: 4/24/2018 6:44:00 PM Have always loved this one. Congrats again, Greg! Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 5/29/2018 12:51:00 AM Thank you very much, Andrea! :-) <3

Kim Rodrigues Date: 4/24/2018 4:11:00 PM Very funny, Greg! Congrats! Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 4/24/2018 6:27:00 PM Thank you, Kim.

Gershon Wolf Date: 4/24/2018 3:45:00 PM Still the best limerick ever in my book. Guess you had a ball writing this one... And glad to report that our balls are no longer made of snow here in Chicago: It's 63 degrees Fahrenheit in my neck of the woods this afternoon. Heat wave! Congrats, Gregroy R! Best always, Gershon Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 4/24/2018 6:24:00 PM Oh, thank you so much, Gershon, I greatly appreciate the sentiments! I am quite fond of this one also, and very thankful that Eve saw its worth ... grateful for 6th also. Blessings, friend!

Jan Allison Date: 1/13/2018 7:34:00 PM Dropping back with my congrats Greg:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 1/13/2018 8:32:00 PM Thank you so much, Jan! :-)

Darlene De Beaulieu Date: 1/12/2018 5:00:00 PM This....is a cute written poem.Hello Gregory,i like your poem. I smiled while reading . have a nice evening my friend. Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 1/12/2018 11:38:00 PM I'm so pleased it made you smile, Darlene ... that's the best comment I could ever get! Never too many smiles in this world - blessings! :-) <3

Roy Pett Date: 1/7/2018 10:06:00 AM Congratulations on your well deserved win Gregory, great limerick. :)) Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 1/10/2018 11:15:00 PM I'm so pleased you enjoyed it, Roy, blessings to you, friend! :-)

Line Gauthier Date: 1/6/2018 3:34:00 PM Back for congrats, Gregory. Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 1/10/2018 11:14:00 PM Thank you, Line! <3

Richard Lamoureux Date: 1/6/2018 12:42:00 PM Ha ha, good one. Congrats on your top placement. Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 1/10/2018 11:14:00 PM Very kind of you, Richard - thanks so much, friend! :-)

Viv Wigley Date: 1/6/2018 12:39:00 AM Congrats, Gregory, a fun win! Regards, Viv Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 1/10/2018 11:14:00 PM Glad you liked it, Viv - thank you! :-)

Beautiful Scars Date: 1/5/2018 11:49:00 PM hahahaha! congrats! :)-luloo Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 1/10/2018 11:13:00 PM Many kind thanks, Luloo! ;-) <3

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/5/2018 9:12:00 PM WONDERFUL. How did I not see this one before. You are doing so fantastic in the contests and you well deserve the wins, Gregory. Congratulations. Login to Reply Gregory Richard Barden Date: 1/10/2018 11:13:00 PM That's very sweet of you, Andrea - blessings, friend! :-) <3

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