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An Olympic swimmer named Pete Is disqualified – when caught as a cheat He propelled through the water Much faster than he aughta It’s down to the food he would eat Before each race he eats sprout curry Then enters the pool in a hurry He farts during each length Stench increases in strength So other swimmers have to scurry Pete farted but then ‘follows through’ The swimming pool turned green with pooh Bubbles of foul gas Still stream from his ass Caught cheating the air turns quite blue Much to cheater Peter’s chagrin His speedo’s can’t hold the poop in Pete’s now banned from all pools For breaking all the rules Thus proving cheaters cannot win 06/18/23
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