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Forgive Me Lord - For I Have Sinned

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O' Forgive me Lord; for I have so sinned 
I put my rubbish; in my neighbours' bin

It wasn’t like there wasn’t, enough room
But did she have to hit me with a broom

With the neighbours gathered for a laugh 
In fact; in the end there was quite a cast

After that whack I was amazed I survived
It was not long; before the police arrived

As police took statements, in their scores 
Delving through the rubbish; is this yours

Holding high a plastic bag, knotted neatly 
Yes, I am afraid it is, I replied; so sweetly

With evidence bagged, I then taken away 
Charged; up in court that making my day

I was named and shamed with a £100 fine
Where community service, I was assigned
 
Alas, I'm picking rubbish, up off the street 
And never again my sins will I ever repeat

So after that, I was clever, knew the score
With no one looking, shat outside her door

I heard her screams and smiled in content
Lessons learned, revenge was heaven sent

O Yeah, revenge was heaven sent . . .

Copyright © | Year Posted 2016




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Date: 7/29/2016 3:05:00 AM
Naughty boy! I loved your poem so full of humour. Indiana, you've a very unique style of writing your poems. I intend going through all of them - savouring them one by one. You are a winner in my eyes. ~karam~
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Indiana Shaw
Date: 7/29/2016 3:24:00 AM
Cheers Karam . . . : )
Date: 7/26/2016 6:30:00 AM
Lol! Very funny yourself!
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Indiana Shaw
Date: 7/26/2016 6:45:00 AM
I just can't help myself . . . : )

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