Forgive Me Lord - For I Have Sinned

O' Forgive me Lord; for I have so sinned I put my rubbish; in my neighbours' bin It wasn’t like there wasn’t, enough room But did she have to hit me with a broom With the neighbours gathered for a laugh In fact; in the end there was quite a cast After that wack, I was amazed I survived It was not long; before the police arrived As police took statements, in their scores Delving through the rubbish; is this yours Holding high a plastic bag, knotted neatly Yes, I am afraid it is, I replied; so sweetly With evidence bagged, I then taken away Charged; up in court that making my day I was named and shamed with a £100 fine Where community service, I was assigned Alas, I'm picking rubbish, up off the street And never again my sins will I ever repeat So after that, I was clever, knew the score With no one looking, shat outside her door I heard her screams and, smiled in content Lessons learned, revenge was heaven sent Indiana Shaw . . . : )