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Pat Flynn and his ass live in Inchicore Pat lives in the house with the bright red door The ass drinks stout but let me tell you more He won the the gold cup in 'eighty four. Flynn went to the race's to place a bet Got chatting to people he'd only just met They thought with Flynn they'd have the craic And put hot chillies' in the ass's sack. He munched and chewed and ate the lot The chillies' took hold, he was off like a shot He crashed through the fence, up went the wire He needed a drink his mouth was on fire. He took the lead, the crowd were on their feet The ass was gasping and dying from the heat One more lap to go he was still ahead Flynn was worried that he'd drop down dead. He crossed the line the crowd did roar The ass carried on then fell to the floor Flynn rushed over with a glass of stout And poured it down the ass's mouth. He soon recovered and to this day Has a bottle of black stuff with his hay His mouth's still hot the heat never died out And that's why Flynn's ass likes his stout. Written 25th November 2017

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Date: 12/7/2023 1:14:00 PM
LOL Tom. I'm glad you steered me toward this poem. It's great - up to your typical clever storytelling! :)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/7/2023 1:23:00 PM
Thank you very much Linda, I wrote it back in 2017 for a family reunion in Ireland. I'm happy that you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 3/27/2018 12:30:00 PM
Love your humorous tale, Tom! Will visit more often... methinks we're two pods in a pea??? LOL
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Date: 3/27/2018 12:44:00 PM
Haha, thanks for the compliment.
Date: 2/5/2018 6:03:00 PM
As Jan said, "Hilarious", I've bet on many mules, no no, donkeys, ah now I see where I went wrong! Best regards Tom... Mick
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Date: 2/5/2018 7:18:00 PM
Give me the donkey derby anytime. Glad you enjoyed it. Regards Tom
Date: 1/30/2018 5:40:00 AM
What a hilarious tale you are a wonderful storyteller :-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 1/30/2018 6:02:00 AM
Thank you Jan, It was one of the ones I read out at a reunion in Ireland back in October, It went down well. Regards Tom
Date: 12/15/2017 12:46:00 AM
Ha ha, that Flynn sure has a nice ass!
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Date: 1/3/2023 10:02:00 PM
Thank you Richard, only just came across your comment, better late than never. Tom
Date: 11/26/2017 7:30:00 AM
Brilliant Tom, I really like your fun write, enjoyed from start to finish, well written. :))
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Date: 11/26/2017 12:09:00 PM
Thank you Roy, I'm glad you enjoyed it. Regards Tom.
Date: 11/25/2017 7:30:00 PM
Lol. Very humorous write! Adorable story. I could picture the story as I read.
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Date: 11/25/2017 10:16:00 PM
Rhoda, Thank you, glad you enjoyed it. Regards Tom.

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