Flirt- For Contest

Well, hi there, striking blue eyed blonde with velvet scarlet lips
twizzling your swizzle stick between your fingertips
I'm pretty sure that you have lured some lookers to your bed
so step outside your comfort zone and have an ugly one instead.
Hows about it?
Where are you going?
No, no, wait.....

For competition 'Flirt', sponsored by Casarah Nance
July 14th 2015
Copyright © | Year Posted 2015

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A   Avatar
July 24, 2015 at 6:01 PM
Viv. Congratulations on your XOOL flirting poetic win. Love LINDA"
Wigley Avatar
July 26, 2015 at 12:39 AM
Thanks Linda, good fun contest. Viv x
Arowolo Avatar
July 22, 2015 at 6:08 AM
Beautiful piece,Viv...Congrats on your well deserved win...
Wigley Avatar
July 22, 2015 at 7:43 AM
Thanks for dropping by, Olusegun. Regards, Viv
A. Sharma Avatar
July 22, 2015 at 2:40 AM
Congrats on ur awesome win Viv! Ugly? Its not always the looks my friend!
Wigley Avatar
July 22, 2015 at 7:43 AM
I concur heartily with you on that one, Dr Upma. Thanks for dropping by, Viv x
Y. Avatar
July 21, 2015 at 8:41 PM
Hi Viv, I just stopped by to say congratulations on your awesome win :-)Alexis
Schumacker Avatar
July 21, 2015 at 8:47 AM
Hi Viv, Congratulations on your solid win. Concise, sweet, interesting and to the point. Have a great day. Earl
Wigley Avatar
July 22, 2015 at 12:12 AM
Thanks Earl. After a rock solid twenty nine years with my good lady, I'm afraid that nowadays I couldn't flirt an elastic band :( Regards, Viv
Carter Avatar
July 21, 2015 at 8:00 AM
Very cute viv! You always make me smile with your great writes and your creative words Congrats on your win!
Wigley Avatar
July 22, 2015 at 12:12 AM
Thank you, Lee, with your flirty smile, Viv x
Hlabisa Avatar
July 21, 2015 at 2:07 AM
Congrats man, it seems like you have added experience in the department of flirting... lol Regards, Siz
Wigley Avatar
July 22, 2015 at 12:11 AM
Lots of experience in the past, Sizwe, but not lots of success :). Thanks for dropping by. Regards, Viv
Ward Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 11:43 PM
Congratulations on your win, Viv.... Julia, xx
Wigley Avatar
July 21, 2015 at 12:11 AM
Merci bien, Julia , Viv x
J.T. Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 9:35 PM
Congrats on your win -JT
Wigley Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 9:38 PM
Thanks,JT, appreciate you stopping by. Viv
May Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 8:49 PM
Congrats on your win Viv
Wigley Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 8:59 PM
Thanks fro dropping by, Joseph. Regards, Viv
A  Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 2:32 PM
Viv, congratulations on your flirtatious win. SKAT LOVE
Wigley Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 8:12 PM
...fluttering your lashes like that, Skat. Have you something in your eye? Thanks for stopping by, Viv x
Lawless Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 2:25 PM
Sadly, Viv, the guys don't get handsomer at closing time......but, then again, hunters usually know their prey....not sure who the hunter is here.....Pretty funny line and would probably at least cost you the price of a drink.
Wigley Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 8:13 PM
Sadly, John, you're right, but I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy. Thanks for the comment, regards, Viv
Allison Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 2:09 PM
Knowing you i bet this would work Mr Viv lol - mad me laugh out loud - many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
Wigley Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 8:15 PM
Well, it did work once, but that was on a girl who had a face like a Rottweiler licking sh*t off a cactus. We made a lovely couple. Viv x
Roper Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 2:04 PM
Viv, I love the way you want about with the humor. Congratulations you on your win a 7 . Hugs Eve
Wigley Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 8:17 PM
Thank you, Eve, I knew that you'd fall for my winsome looks and dashing style. You'd be dashing for the ladies' room. Viv x
Marcum Wong Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 1:53 PM
Ob, I am so happy this poem is a top winner Viv...as you know I loved it! Big congrats!
Wigley Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 8:19 PM
If anybody ever questions your nonpareil sense of style and taste, just send 'em round to me. I'll sort 'em out. Thanks Connie, Viv x
Nance Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 1:51 PM
Friggin' funny! Nicely done you flirt :)
Wigley Avatar
July 20, 2015 at 8:25 PM
Thanks, Casarah, great contest. From the guy at the party standing by himself in the corner.......sniff........ pickle, anyone? x
Nunez Avatar
July 17, 2015 at 1:30 AM
You have this style down pat, Viv! Self-deprecating humor...Ugly, my foot! Are you sure she sis not want you to follow? Ah, men...!
Wigley Avatar
July 17, 2015 at 1:33 AM
...and I love you too, Kim. Viv x
Dietrich Avatar
July 15, 2015 at 11:30 PM
hahaha. Way to do the flirting contest. Step outside your comfort zone. What a line, Viv!!!
Wigley Avatar
July 15, 2015 at 11:35 PM
Sometimes the offbeat approach works, Andrea. I once put an ad in the lonely hearts column that read 'Male, 40, own knife and fork, wishes to meet woman with steak and kidney pie'. Got a reply, though..... Viv x
Lamoureux Avatar
July 15, 2015 at 8:09 AM
Now that is cruel! *lol*
Lamoureux Avatar
July 14, 2015 at 8:25 PM
Ha ha, this is indeed fun. I think you will need a disguise if you wish to appear as ugly Viv.
Wigley Avatar
July 14, 2015 at 9:50 PM
Thanks, Richard, you're very kind. I once asked my missus what she would think if I went out and mowed the lawn naked- she said that the neighbours would know she only married me for my money......... Regards, Viv
Andresen Avatar
July 14, 2015 at 10:53 AM
- You did it good :)))) - Luck in contest, Viv ! - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Wigley Avatar
July 14, 2015 at 12:19 PM
Takk, Anne-Lise, Viv x
La France Avatar
July 14, 2015 at 10:05 AM
Viv, fun and funny for the contest 7 and thanks for visiting my poem, happy kitty
Wigley Avatar
July 14, 2015 at 12:18 PM
Thanks, Bw well done to you, too. Viv x
Marcum Wong Avatar
July 14, 2015 at 3:47 AM
This made me laugh so hard Viv...oh gawd! I will bet she will love this one. I sure did! I think I have to fave this!
Wigley Avatar
July 14, 2015 at 3:52 AM
Thank you, Connie, very kind of you to revel in my impish charm and boyish good looks. Viv x
Ward Avatar
July 14, 2015 at 1:09 AM
Perhaps she came back after powdering her nose? Good luck in Casarah's contest, Viv.
Wigley Avatar
July 14, 2015 at 1:13 AM
Out through the rest room window, no doubt. Viv x
Muideen Avatar
July 13, 2015 at 11:47 PM
A fabulous write here, good luck......A.M.
Wigley Avatar
July 13, 2015 at 11:55 PM
Thanks, Afolabi, appreciate you dropping by. regards, Viv
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