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First rhymes that came to me

Hello Pad these will be the first rhymes I write without thinking so I'm really about to speak to you My favourite pokemon is Pikachu Thought I needed Jessica Alba to complete my view But she got mad I cheated with Katy Perry and is about to leak my nudes Which is cool, I've already sent them to every girl that I know Someone please tell short people to stop being mad, its not my fault they didn't grow If I like a girl I dont mind letting her know I care But I won't date a girl who Lip Syncs a song on Instagram and plays with her hair Wait I think I just made every teenage girl mad at me I need security they're going to take a stab at me All it takes is 1 angry female and I'm scared I never used to use rhymes unless they were double rhymes But I have to much to say in my troubled mind Wait that makes sense, I've gone off topic I never had it so how can you say I lost it Sister, brother, cousin, mother, uncle, dad I like hot Chilli sauce on my kebab It was 7.56 and I ate an after eight I prefer lasagna to pasta bake I'm going to become rich by suing a company when I slip and they don't put the sign that says wet floor If not then at 30 I'm going to become a male escort Make every female feel like they're in heaven Go and ask my ex, she'll tell you it was a great 30 seconds No female will date me now I just said that I kid, I kid, its actually 34 seconds, I don't know where my heads at I'm a little bit past insane If you actually enjoyed these first rhymes that came to my brain Then you'll love the next album by Lil Wayne

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Date: 4/14/2017 2:05:00 PM
A good trip, Alex. : ) I like Pikachu too, and Jessica Alba. Oh yes, there's no going wrong with her.
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Alex Duffy
Date: 4/15/2017 2:58:00 PM
Thank you, the joke Wayne line came to me first and I thought I'd just make a joke poem (I actually listen to Wayne, but he has lines that make no sense lol) Jessica Alba is perfection pretty much lol