First Rhymes That Came To Me
Hello Pad these will be the first rhymes I write without thinking so I'm really about to speak to you
My favourite pokemon is Pikachu
Thought I needed Jessica Alba to complete my view
But she got mad I cheated with Katy Perry and is about to leak my nudes
Which is cool, I've already sent them to every girl that I know
Someone please tell short people to stop being mad, its not my fault they didn't grow
If I like a girl I dont mind letting her know I care
But I won't date a girl who Lip Syncs a song on Instagram and plays with her hair
Wait I think I just made every teenage girl mad at me
I need security they're going to take a stab at me
All it takes is 1 angry female and I'm scared
I never used to use rhymes unless they were double rhymes
But I have to much to say in my troubled mind
Wait that makes sense, I've gone off topic
I never had it so how can you say I lost it
Sister, brother, cousin, mother, uncle, dad
I like hot Chilli sauce on my kebab
It was 7.56 and I ate an after eight
I prefer lasagna to pasta bake
I'm going to become rich by suing a company when I slip and they don't put the sign that says wet floor
If not then at 30 I'm going to become a male escort
Make every female feel like they're in heaven
Go and ask my ex, she'll tell you it was a great 30 seconds
No female will date me now I just said that
I kid, I kid, its actually 34 seconds, I don't know where my heads at
I'm a little bit past insane
If you actually enjoyed these first rhymes that came to my brain
Then you'll love the next album by Lil Wayne
Copyright © Alex Duffy | Year Posted 2017
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