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A best friend is A. One who spills your most intimate secret B. One who helps you spend your money until you empty your pocket C. One who is with you if you have budget D. One who takes you to the baddest experiences you could not forget E. All the choices are correct A wife is A. One who nags around when you came home late B. One who always checks the contents of your wallet C. One who supervises you while you wash your own plate D. One who instructs you while you clean the toilet E. All the choices are correct A mother in law is A. One who minds all your marital affairs B. One who tells your wife to check on you always C. One who always know the solution to your conjugal problems D. One who tells you that your wife had a lot of handsome and rich boyfriends E. All the choices are correct *Just for fun* February 8, 2023 The Multiple Choice Poem Poetry Contest (6th place) Sponsored by: Suzanne Delaney

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Date: 3/9/2023 9:15:00 AM
Congratulations, on your placement in my Contest, Roger. I got a chuckle from the humorous ones. Thanks so much for entering. SuZ
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R. B. Cawis
Date: 3/9/2023 10:56:00 AM
Thank you very much... I really wanted it to be funny...
Date: 3/8/2023 9:54:00 AM
Congratulations on this winning work for the contest. It is a good work and I enjoyed reading it. Thank you for sharing. Sara
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R. B. Cawis
Date: 3/8/2023 10:12:00 AM
Thank you very much... I tried to make it funny and thought provoking...
Date: 2/8/2023 5:40:00 AM
Oh dear! I feel the need to add other options. I hope you have: a) another friend with better qualities b) a different day with the same wife but not quite so intense (perhaps once you've ditched the best friend who's been leading you astray!) c) a mother in law whose suggested solution is actually a winner and results in everyone being on cloud 9. Good luck!
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R. B. Cawis
Date: 2/8/2023 12:47:00 PM
Thank you dear... I was trying to make the choices funny...

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