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False Sense of Security

If you ever lock yourself out of your house or apartment, give me a call, I can pick just about any lock without any problem. Having locks on our doors is a false sense of security, because anybody can pick a lock and I do mean anybody, you just need to be willing to learn and put the time in to have that ability. I'll say it again, anybody can pick a lock, Anybody. While we are on the subject of Anybody, I defy anybody, to find a listed appropriate category, that would apply to this specific write of poetry. That is why I chose the category "kindergarten." I searched up and down that list and found none, so I chose "kindergarten" out of frustration.

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Date: 5/2/2020 7:02:00 PM
If I ever get locked out I know who to call Billy!! Seriously worrying if anyone can pick a lock though! The lack of categories is quite frustrating, hope you are well my friend:-) hugs Jan xx
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Billy Thekidster
Date: 5/5/2020 2:15:00 PM
I only learned this ability because I lost the keys to my strong box that had over $10,000.00 inside. I was amazed at how easy it was and experimented with other locking devices. I'm not skilled in the more technical ones though, but I believe that anyone skilled with computer hacking would find those "security" devices easier to conquer than the standard locks we are familiar with. Always great to hear from you Jan. Always wish you well.
Date: 5/2/2020 2:46:00 PM
That's why I sleep naked in the bath tub with my glock shoulder holstered, my maga hat on backwards, holding a double barrel sawed off shotgun aimed at the door, eating Hot Tamales all night to stay awake. "Best not be no pick'n round here". Thanks for the heads up Kidster...
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Billy Thekidster
Date: 5/5/2020 2:16:00 PM
No worries Mr Smith. I have no ill intentions with this newly acquired skill and never will. Please note my comment to Jan above. Be well my friend and thanks for the feedback.

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