Fake Santa

Fake Santa Fake Santa did manage most women to bed Till caught by a husband, and naked he fled! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Contest: Cute Christmas Couplet Sponsor: Andrea Dietrich Placed 3rd © 17th December 2018

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Connie Marcum Wong

Date: 1/18/2019 9:14:00 PM

I am happy to hear he was a fake Santa and not the real one! Lol I am still enjoying watching xmas shows I recorded and all but my fake tree is put away. The Christmas season passes too quickly.I loved your cute poem Paul. Congratulations on your third place win! xxoo : )

Paul Callus
Date: 1/19/2019 6:21:00 AM

He had to be a fake Santa, Connie:) So true...the Christmas season flies by, but in the meantime you were enjoying your grandchildren, and that makes up for it. Thank you for a pleasant visit. Warm regards // paul

Vladislav Raven

Date: 1/7/2019 3:32:00 PM

Hi Paul, well, you have certainly hit my funny bone with this one. Love the content. Cutely funny or funnily cute it does the job. Congratulations on your win my friend. Have a wonderful Monday. your friend always....Mike.

Paul Callus
Date: 1/11/2019 11:55:00 AM

Thank you for reading and enjoying, Mike:) May you enjoy the weekend. // paul

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 12/25/2018 1:05:00 PM

- Congratulations Paul, on your third prize, glory in the contest :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Paul Callus
Date: 12/27/2018 1:38:00 PM

Thank you, Anne-Lise. I enjoyed your winning entry, and I can still hear you sing Glory Glory Hallelujah:) Hugs // paul

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/24/2018 9:52:00 PM

JUst stopping back with congratulations, Paul. Hope you and your family are enjoying a very Merry Christmas, Carolyn

Paul Callus
Date: 12/27/2018 1:36:00 PM

Thank you, Carolyn. Christmas has been a lovely occasion, as usual, though these last days I also had to attend a friend's funeral, and another (my cousin's) tomorrow...that's life! Hugs // paul

Jan Allison

Date: 12/24/2018 5:48:00 PM

Dropping back with my congrats Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus
Date: 12/27/2018 1:30:00 PM

Thank you, Jan. Hope you are enjoying 'bonding' time:) Hugs // paul

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/24/2018 5:06:00 PM

Now that's imagery. haha. Congrats in my contest, Paul.

Paul Callus
Date: 12/27/2018 1:25:00 PM

Glad you enjoyed, Andrea:) Thank you for the fine placement. It was fun taking part:) Regards // paul

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 12/20/2018 12:06:00 AM

Hi Paul - naughty and nice - I think the type of woman our fake Santa likes is like my ex friends lovers poem. Both just want a roll in the hay, poor Hubby all he got for Christmas was a dishonest wife and a bare bum running away! Glad it only a poem though - an excellent couplet which has a very good chance of winning. Good luck Paul

Paul Callus
Date: 12/20/2018 9:07:00 AM

Andrea did ask for a bit of naughty, Jenny, so I tried not to disappoint her:) Thank you for reading, commenting and liking. Warm regards // paul

Carole Duet

Date: 12/18/2018 9:21:00 PM

LOL...whoa! I'm not sure how "cute" this is but it sure is funny. :D

Paul Callus
Date: 12/19/2018 1:48:00 PM

Thank you, Carole. I totally agree with you:) Hope you're having a lovely day. // paul

Arthur Vaso

Date: 12/17/2018 10:07:00 PM

LOL thats hilarious!!!!

Paul Callus
Date: 12/18/2018 6:55:00 AM

At least he still had the energy to run, Arthur!! Regards // paul

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/17/2018 5:57:00 PM

Lol! Paul, This is a good one. It serves him right, he shouldn't have beded all those married woman. I wish you the best of luck for the contest. PS, Happy Holidays to you and your loved ones:-) Alexis

Paul Callus
Date: 12/18/2018 6:54:00 AM

So true, Alexis; he could at least have spared the married ones:) Regards and best wishes for Christmas. // paul

Ilene Bauer

Date: 12/17/2018 5:15:00 PM

ha! funny one, paul! good luck...

Paul Callus
Date: 12/18/2018 6:51:00 AM

Thank you, Ilene. Have a nice day. // paul

Vijay Pandit

Date: 12/17/2018 3:58:00 PM

It surely is naughty..a fun read, apt for the contest Paul. Well written for a win.

Paul Callus
Date: 12/17/2018 4:15:00 PM

Andrea was all for a bit of naughty, without going too far! Pleased you enjoyed, Vijay; thank you. Regards // paul

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 12/17/2018 3:37:00 PM

Good grief! Santa will have to place himself on his own naughty list. Very funny, Paul. Best wishes in Andrea's fun contest. Hugs, Carolyn

Paul Callus
Date: 12/17/2018 3:44:00 PM

He was naughty, Carolyn:) I tried to find an image to go with this couplet and looked up 'naughty Santa'....some of the pictures that came up soon made me change my mind! Thank you for a pleasant visit. Hugs // paul

Heidi Sands

Date: 12/17/2018 2:57:00 PM

LOL funny Paul :)

Paul Callus
Date: 12/17/2018 3:30:00 PM

Pleased that you enjoyed it, Heidi. Regards // paul

Jan Allison

Date: 12/17/2018 2:47:00 PM

ha ha ha very witty Paul:-) hugs Jan xx

Paul Callus
Date: 12/17/2018 3:28:00 PM

Thank you, Jan. It is not easy to say a lot in two lines, yet you managed that in your entry:) Hugs // paul