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Did Trumpty have Covid nineteen Or was it a stage managed scene He sports a ‘healthy glow’ But for those in the know Fake tan lines can clearly be seen! 10/13/20

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Tim Riding

Date: 10/18/2020 1:20:00 PM

Nice one :-) At least I didn't get browned off reading it!!! Made me titter!! Tim x

Jan Allison
Date: 10/18/2020 2:13:00 PM

lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 10/18/2020 1:16:00 PM

Maybe he stayed too long in a tanning bed! Good one, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/18/2020 2:14:00 PM

He looks more orange every time I see him lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 10/18/2020 7:48:00 AM

Another thoght I had Jan, have you noticed the republicans that support him, the white supremacists, hillbillies, or the lost and never found. Love this write, dread the 3rd, November but something tells me if Trump does not win, he will say that votes have been tampered with and the election process is not a true reflection of who the people want for President. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/18/2020 10:02:00 AM

Yes he will call a foul if he doesn't win:-( hugs jan xx

Michelle Faulkner

Date: 10/16/2020 1:34:00 PM

He is more fake than all the 'fake' news he whines about - excellent picture too!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/16/2020 1:46:00 PM

love that comment Michelle!:-) hugs jan xx

Jennifer Fenn

Date: 10/15/2020 7:06:00 PM

LOL! Awesome Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/16/2020 1:32:00 AM

not everyone would agree with my view lol:-) hugs jan xx

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 10/15/2020 12:37:00 PM

LOL He wears makeup. Think he puts coins on his eyes when he uses the tanning booth, so the area around them is white. Great limerick! Enjoyed, Jan. Hugs, Carolyn

Jan Allison
Date: 10/15/2020 1:01:00 PM

Thanks Carolyn:-) hugs Jan xx

Caren Krutsinger

Date: 10/15/2020 3:43:00 AM

We keep asking ourselves that question. Publicity stunt? Possible for sure. Well penned.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/15/2020 1:00:00 PM

I'm convinced it was a publicity stunt!:-) hugs jan xx

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 10/14/2020 6:11:00 PM

Hello Jan … whose to know what the bloke had, although I’m sure he suffers from verbal diarrhea - Lindsay

Jan Allison
Date: 10/15/2020 1:00:00 PM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 10/14/2020 10:48:00 AM

Doesn't he look great! I mean just absolutely great, its just incredible. He's missing the big S on his chest. Great one Jan!!!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/14/2020 12:00:00 PM

ha ha ha is that for SUPERNERD lol:-) hugs jan xx

Harry Horsman

Date: 10/14/2020 8:25:00 AM

Good one Jan, love it.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/14/2020 9:17:00 AM

I know some will disagree with my thoughts on Trump having covid 19 but I couldn't resist writing the poem Harry:-) hugs jan xx

Janice Canerdy

Date: 10/13/2020 9:08:00 PM

This is clever and well-written, Jan! I think he probably had it. Some people farel better than others. I don't like to hear him downplay Covid. Those who have lost loved ones to it are especially offended by his cavalier attitude! Janice

Jan Allison
Date: 10/14/2020 2:44:00 AM

thanks Janice:-) hugs jan xx

Eve Roper

Date: 10/13/2020 8:36:00 PM

Always, always. I am afraid he is going to do it in Electoral votes, but lose in people votes. It isn't fare that our votes don't count. Enjoyed reading. Hugs Eve

Jan Allison
Date: 10/14/2020 2:43:00 AM

only time will tell:-( hugs jan xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 10/13/2020 5:58:00 PM

Ha, ha! Looks like he fell asleep in the sun tan parlor there! Thanks for the chuckle, Jan. :) gw

Jan Allison
Date: 10/14/2020 2:43:00 AM

thanks GW he gets more orange every day lol got to show off that healthy glow post covid - pah what twaddle :-( hugs jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 10/13/2020 3:16:00 PM

Lol! The pictures alone caused me to laugh out loud. Did he or Didn’t he have COVID- 19? That is the question. As usual good limerick. I hope you’re doing well my friend:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 3:22:00 PM

I very much doubt he had the virus, just a cheap publicity stunt to make him look like a super hero:-( so glad to see you posting again:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 10/13/2020 2:30:00 PM

where did you ever get that picture, jan? i have never seen that one! great limerick - it is very suspicious that he was "cured" so quickly, especially considering his age and weight and how about karma?

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 2:32:00 PM

I found the pics on the web lol, i couldnt resist writing about the orange oompah loompah, I still think it was orchestrated by his press and PR team ... shame folk fall for the fake news:-( hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 10/13/2020 1:05:00 PM

LOL, such truth here, my friend x

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 1:08:00 PM

lol thanks Jack:-) hugs Jan xx

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 10/13/2020 12:00:00 PM

I'v noticed his fake tan, but lets face it what does Trumpy say or do that we can believe, even covid as you say. Love this write, a fave. Blessings and hugs, Jennifer.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 1:02:00 PM

I think it was just a publicity stunt, the man is beyond belief:-( hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 10/13/2020 11:38:00 AM

The news this morning reports 49% of Iowa voters support Trump, who has done a "phenomenal" job managing the pandemic - only 215,000 deaths compared to China's less than 5,000 (after a "draconian" lockdown of only 76-days! So China's economy is almost back to normal whilst the USA is collapsing). So you aren't the only one bewildered by Trump supporters! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 1:02:00 PM

The man is a maniac:-( hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh

Date: 10/13/2020 8:29:00 AM

Oh so sweet Jan, this guy will do absolutely anything and everything to stay in power, for an orange jumpsuit might just await if he loses, cheers David

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 8:52:00 AM

lol now that would be a sight that would need sunglasses lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 10/13/2020 6:40:00 AM

Mmm im not 100% convinced he had it either Jan, good publicity stunt though with the election looming. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 7:42:00 AM

you hit the nail on the head Tom:-( hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan

Date: 10/13/2020 5:06:00 AM

Just like his orange 'glow,' everything about this Trumpeting ogre is fake. I always enjoy your limericks, Jan. Great photo you've used.

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 5:26:00 AM

I'm amazed how folk fall for his deception he tries to make himself look like he is indestructible, I hope Biden is bidin his time and will defeat him:-) hugs jan xx

Mahtab Bangalee

Date: 10/13/2020 4:08:00 AM

of cov-19 to Trump- yeah I think also that's fake! one kind of political rumor or humor! clown does clowny deeds!

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 5:24:00 AM

thanks Mahtab:-) hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 10/13/2020 3:53:00 AM

- A fake orange figure ... I can not understand how anyone can believe him ... sorry, Jan ... but, I'm getting sick just by looking at him - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 5:49:00 AM

ha ha ha:-) hugs jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen
Date: 10/13/2020 5:27:00 AM

Can't wait to see it :)))

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 5:24:00 AM

He is putting the lives of so many at risk with his actions and trying to make himself look like a super hero by beating the virus - next thing he will be walking on water!:-( hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 10/13/2020 3:52:00 AM

Up to now I have never seen anyone with the covid-19. Which is good for I suppose seeing hundred of people here are getting infected. Loved your limerick though. Plus a delightful picture. ~~

Jan Allison
Date: 10/13/2020 5:23:00 AM

Thanks Victor:-) hugs jan xx