Failed Effort

My mama said to get a man,
I first must prove myself a cook.
I could not feed him from a can.

I tried to learn how from a book
And sought to make a chocolate cake.
I didn't care how long it took.

I set the oven high to bake
Then sat to watch my favorite soap
And to plan the menu I would make.

The cake was burned without a hope.
It was a cheerless sight to see,
The smoke so thick I had to grope.

Since it seems a chef I'll never be,
I'll find a man to who cooks for me.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Harrison Avatar
June 14, 2010 at 12:05 AM
Sounds like a plan, cooks in the kitchen and in other rooms too! Delicious poem Joyce.
Conway Avatar
June 13, 2010 at 9:29 PM
Sounds good to me...That was my philosophy as well and it worked!~Tirzah~
Dietrich Avatar
June 8, 2010 at 9:35 PM
VERY good comedic terza rima. I ENJOYED it alot. Oh, and that comfy cozy could be whoever you want it to be, just two family members! LUv, Andrea
Culverhouse Avatar
June 7, 2010 at 6:32 PM
right ideas!!
Beaufort Avatar
June 7, 2010 at 5:55 PM
I guess some of us were not born in the kitchen. That's OK. Your poem is very clever. It has a great twist. Thank you for your kind comment.
Null Avatar
June 7, 2010 at 5:14 PM
They are few and far in between. LOL Love the humor....Karla
Spence Sr Avatar
June 7, 2010 at 3:35 PM
This is so funny! I am still laughing. Give it another shot you will get it right. Great job! Joseph
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