Facebookville

My muse provides me nothing with which I can get to work
And so I spent an hour on Facebook… boy, am I a jerk
A pointless waste of time and space and lots of stuff, all fake
I should just paint a wall and watch it dry, for goodness sake

There’s videos in Facebookville where you watch things unfold
You keep on watching for there seems a story to be told 
And with the timer counting down you wait to see the end 
But nothing ends in Facebookville, it drives me round the bend

And what’s with big red arrows pointing out where things occur
When half the screen is jumbo jet there’s no need to confer
Will it crash, will it explode, or meet a UFO
Or will it simply loop the loop? Guess what… we’ll never know

At least you get to learn stuff that you don’t hear on the news
And I just read two thousand words which spelt out all the clues
There’s pictures of the Trump and those three nipples that he’s got
Which proves that he’s an alien… and that explains a lot

I don’t waste even more time on TikTok or instagram 
It’s widely known that both are full of all things that are sham
All that and mainstream media will make my brain a prune 
So please, Dear Lord, enable me to write a poem soon
Copyright © | Year Posted 2025

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Lane Avatar
April 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Those social pages open too many doors that should remain closed. Facebookville is a town I'll detour around.
Kibble Avatar
April 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My sentiments exactly - it is so sad - posting picture of your meal and stuff like that - and yes the world has become so fake its scary. -
Flood Avatar
April 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Crikey, I’d forgotten those photos of meals out… yikes, I feel another stanza coming on…..
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