Facebooker

I post on my wall when I’m Happy.
I post on my wall when I’m sad.
I post on my wall for no reason at all,
and upload snaps of food I’ve just had.

I’m ever so popular on facebook.
I’ve got nine-hundred-and-eighty best friends.
What? – no, of course I’ve not met them all!
That’s a custom our deep-bond transcends.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2014

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Bauer Avatar
October 31, 2014 at 10:31 AM
i've been encouraged to go on facebook for quite a while now and keep debating about it. so far, i'm not there. this is a very clever take on it, though...
Sollis Avatar
October 31, 2014 at 10:49 AM
Thank you Ilene. I think we should start a movement with a motto of: "f.b. is not for me"
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