Eyegasses

I lost my wife among the masses
She said I was blind and needed glasses
I searched the inbetweens
Remembered I fed her beans
Then closed my eyes and followed the gasses
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Culverhouse Avatar
September 23, 2010 at 3:52 PM
sounds like my husband--blind that is...LOL He is deaf too... I don't know if his nose works or not??
Brown Avatar
September 21, 2010 at 5:34 AM
Congratulations Larry on your win in John Freeman's contest "Giggle Poetry Contest # 2". Love, Carol
Dufresne Avatar
September 19, 2010 at 6:03 PM
yup ! I enjoyed this one again...great funny poem, Larry. congratulations onn your win
Fraser Avatar
September 19, 2010 at 6:16 AM
Many congratulations Larry on your win in John's contest >> James
Mehta Avatar
September 19, 2010 at 4:48 AM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, Larry
Sweetheart Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 5:34 PM
Congrats Larry on your big win in the Giggles Poetry contest.. a super piece.. enjoy your top notch win my friend with luv...
Roberts Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 5:29 PM
congrats on your win with this witty entry
Taylor Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 2:16 PM
Another win, my friend. Congrats. Great write.Have a great weekend. Ralph
Haick Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 9:42 AM
Congratulations on your win in John's Limerick Contest. Peace, Audrey
Freeman Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 8:41 AM
Congratulations Larry on your #3 and thanks for your support. Agape, Moses
Johnson Avatar
September 18, 2010 at 8:25 AM
Your poor abused wife,Larry, but great limerick. congratulations. Love, Joyce
Palli Avatar
September 1, 2010 at 11:04 PM
got a chuckle out of that one!
Devonshire Avatar
September 1, 2010 at 9:16 PM
Hysterical, Larry. It would make a great entry for John's "giggles" contest. Guess he didn't need a blood hound or a seeing eye dog to find his wife. LOL Love, Carolyn
Taylor Avatar
September 1, 2010 at 10:51 AM
Great laff, Pal. Great Limerick. Enjoyed. Ralph
A  Avatar
August 31, 2010 at 7:57 PM
Enjoyed~Skat
Roberts Avatar
August 31, 2010 at 7:33 PM
hilarious
Dufresne Avatar
August 31, 2010 at 6:43 PM
heh heh my kinda Limerick, larry! very funny and innovative. loved it!
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