Eyegasses

I lost my wife among the masses
She said I was blind and needed glasses
I searched the inbetweens
Remembered I fed her beans
Then closed my eyes and followed the gasses

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 9/23/2010 3:52:00 PM
sounds like my husband--blind that is...LOL He is deaf too... I don't know if his nose works or not??
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Date: 9/21/2010 5:34:00 AM
Congratulations Larry on your win in John Freeman's contest "Giggle Poetry Contest # 2". Love, Carol
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Date: 9/19/2010 6:03:00 PM
yup ! I enjoyed this one again...great funny poem, Larry. congratulations onn your win
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Date: 9/19/2010 6:16:00 AM
Many congratulations Larry on your win in John's contest >> James
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Date: 9/19/2010 4:48:00 AM
Congratulations on this well deserved win, Larry
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Date: 9/18/2010 5:34:00 PM
Congrats Larry on your big win in the Giggles Poetry contest.. a super piece.. enjoy your top notch win my friend with luv...
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Date: 9/18/2010 5:29:00 PM
congrats on your win with this witty entry
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Date: 9/18/2010 2:16:00 PM
Another win, my friend. Congrats. Great write.Have a great weekend. Ralph
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Date: 9/18/2010 9:42:00 AM
Congratulations on your win in John's Limerick Contest. Peace, Audrey
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Date: 9/18/2010 8:41:00 AM
Congratulations Larry on your #3 and thanks for your support. Agape, Moses
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Date: 9/18/2010 8:25:00 AM
Your poor abused wife,Larry, but great limerick. congratulations. Love, Joyce
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Date: 9/1/2010 11:04:00 PM
got a chuckle out of that one!
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Date: 9/1/2010 9:16:00 PM
Hysterical, Larry. It would make a great entry for John's "giggles" contest. Guess he didn't need a blood hound or a seeing eye dog to find his wife. LOL Love, Carolyn
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Date: 9/1/2010 10:51:00 AM
Great laff, Pal. Great Limerick. Enjoyed. Ralph
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Date: 8/31/2010 7:57:00 PM
Enjoyed~Skat
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Date: 8/31/2010 7:33:00 PM
hilarious
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Date: 8/31/2010 6:43:00 PM
heh heh my kinda Limerick, larry! very funny and innovative. loved it!
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