Eye Rowed My Hoarse

Eye rowed my hoarse won summer’s day My horse went hoarse and wood knot nay I whisted my turds to make him laugh Butt Muffin choked and started coffin I said Muffin you’re having a giraffe A lass I kneed a coffin two carry him off in Eye road my hoarse won summer’s day My hoarse went horse and wood knot nay Pleas can ewe tell me wear two berry a hoarse Knot inn the knackers yard ore on a race coarse My hoarse went horse won summer’s day Butt now he’s dead watt can eye say I’d whisted my turds to make him laugh Eye will put hiss obituary inn the telegraph Eye’ll miss old Muffin my trusty hoarse Butt Muffin choked and now he’s dead Aye wish my hoarse had staid the coarse I’ll bye a donkey and ride hymn instead Butt my donkey was in fact a mule Aye didn’t no the difference I’m a fool Now Muffin the mule’s ran out of fuel Eye should have listened moor inn school! Word Play Poems with Play-on-Words raison d'etre -- Poetry Contest Sponsored by John Anderson 07/18/21

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Date: 2/27/2022 12:44:00 AM
Hi Jan, I thought you might like to know this brilliant piece inspired me recently to write one called Ironic Homophonic Tonic. Thanks for the inspiration! Hugs ~ John
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Date: 7/29/2021 4:30:00 AM
Wonderful Word Play. Congratulations on your deserved win!
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Date: 7/29/2021 12:57:00 AM
Congratulations on your Thirsty plaice, Jan. Excellent the way you got your words in a mucking fuddle. Terry
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Date: 7/29/2021 12:33:00 AM
Congratulations on your top placement with this winner, Jan:)
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Date: 7/28/2021 11:29:00 PM
Watt can eye say? I think you should whist your turds more often, lol. I had to read this over and over and each time it brought Morse miles. Thank you for the fun read and big congrats for top placement. Hugs ~ John
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Date: 7/28/2021 11:02:00 PM
Wow! Congrats! Thanks for sharing this... so cleverly expressed. God bless you.
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Date: 7/28/2021 9:47:00 PM
Hillary-ious!!! Congratulations on your top win, Jan. I do enjoy mondegreens and your use of homophones are impressive :))
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Date: 7/28/2021 4:14:00 PM
very very cute, Jan!! Big Congrats on your number one win.
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Date: 7/28/2021 3:36:00 PM
Cute rhyming, Jan, with the sensational intermingled pun are reasons enough to be deservingly placed at the top of John's contest my friend, Aloha!
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Date: 7/28/2021 3:01:00 PM
A Jan Allison classic! Had such fun "hoarsing" aroind with u! Congrats and kudos on your first place win! Huggs!
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Date: 7/28/2021 2:52:00 PM
Hey! Congratulations for your winning place in the Word Play Poems, Play-on-Words, Contest. Well Done. I loved your poem and really enjoyed reading it.I hope you enjoyed the writing challenge. Great fun indeed!
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Date: 7/22/2021 4:42:00 PM
I can hear this in a broad accent (cockney perhaps?) so classic Jan, just horsin' around :)
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Date: 7/22/2021 1:26:00 AM
Brilliant job, Jan, sure to place high..
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Date: 7/20/2021 7:08:00 AM
Brilliant one for the contest... Reads like a winner...
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Date: 7/19/2021 7:35:00 PM
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. As well, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho! :) gw
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Date: 7/19/2021 9:19:00 AM
You have raised the bar rather high, Jan!!! Your previous play-on-words poems have always been hilarious, and this one is no exception :) Next time go buy a donkey :) ~ Regards & Hugs // paul
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Date: 7/19/2021 3:07:00 AM
This is brilliant!!! It should surely win... wow! IT's amazing. Love it. God bless you always, Love, Gina
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Date: 7/18/2021 11:26:00 PM
Not as easy as one thinks. You did a great poem. Best for a wiin. Hugs.
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Date: 7/18/2021 7:15:00 PM
Wow!!! Ingenious...
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Date: 7/18/2021 7:05:00 PM
Another classic Jan poem....GREAT JOB.
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Date: 7/18/2021 6:23:00 PM
WoW! A clever piece to be sure. Well Done my friend. Cute as a button. God Bless, JB
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Date: 7/18/2021 5:45:00 PM
This is fantastic! What a terrific entry for this "play on words" contest! Well done Jan.
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Date: 7/18/2021 5:13:00 PM
WoW! Jan You’ve penned a hilarious write for the contest theme. Good “ play on words” Best wishes in the contest. Have a great evening, my friend:-) Alexis
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Date: 7/18/2021 5:40:00 PM
Thanks Alexis I hope John likes it:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/18/2021 4:57:00 PM
Love this hilarious write, Jan, good luck in the contest. Hugs Eve
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Date: 7/18/2021 5:40:00 PM
Thanks Eve:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 7/18/2021 2:32:00 PM
Too funny! Bwhahaha!
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Date: 7/18/2021 4:52:00 PM
Thanks Kim:-) hugs Jan xx
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