Jan Allison Poet Limerick

Ex-Stinct Warning Poop Poem

Ex-boyfriend, I'll call him Jermaine
His farting just drove me insane
Foul farts how they stank
oh boy it was rank
twas like standing by a blocked drain  


Because he would constantly toot
I vented I’d give  him the boot
I said we are parting
Just can’t stand your farting
my airspace you always pollute 

FICTION POEM

05/29/21

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Jack Horne June 4, 2021 at 1:23 PM LOL, so glad to see your muse is on fine form, my friend

Jennifer Proxenos June 2, 2021 at 12:14 PM Ha, ha ha, this is exactly what I needed today Jan, love your poop poem - not feeling so great, suddenly my one foot has gone a ghastly red bloody colour and I'm going to see a vascular surgeon tomorrow, so I'm feeling grumpy and a bit scared so thank you this was like a tonic! Love and hugs, Jennifer.

Mark Koplin June 2, 2021 at 5:14 AM I guess you should never break hearts or wind. lol

Lindsay Laurie June 1, 2021 at 9:37 PM Hello Jan … are you sure Jermaine is not related to a skunk - thanks for the giggle Jan - Lindsay

Alexis Y. May 30, 2021 at 3:25 PM Lol! Jan, Both limericks are hilarious! I would have given him the boot, too, Lol! Thanks for the laughs, my friend:-)Alexis

Beryl Edmonds May 30, 2021 at 7:18 AM Boyfriend up for rent, he comes free of charge - Plays Trumpet Voluntary on his a*** - His wind pipe never rests - All day you will be blessed - With no need of a battery recharge… Belle :-) x Jan Allison May 30, 2021 at 2:23 PM ha ha ha Belle that's hilariarse !!! Thanks Belle so glad you appreciate my silly sense of humour and reciprocate with great comments and witty rhymes:-) hugs jan xx

John Lawless May 30, 2021 at 5:18 AM "PHARTS ARE PHUNNY" Jan Allison May 30, 2021 at 2:24 PM Not to everyone John but I love writing farty poems lol:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin May 30, 2021 at 5:09 AM Jan, ha ha, so funny, thanks for the laugh! Enjoyed as always :) Jan Allison May 30, 2021 at 2:24 PM thanks Tania:-) hugs Jan xx

Victor Buhagiar May 30, 2021 at 1:32 AM Good thing it's fiction. Hugs. Jan Allison May 30, 2021 at 2:25 PM thanks Victor:-) hugs Jan xx

Gershon Wolf May 29, 2021 at 9:36 PM You sure know how pick the winners, Jan! lol. :) gw Jan Allison May 30, 2021 at 2:36 PM lol thankfully fiction, i woke up with the whole first limerick in my head lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Michelle Faulkner May 29, 2021 at 9:26 PM Yea, another fart poem, they always make me giggle, Jan, keep em coming! Jan Allison May 30, 2021 at 2:36 PM I'll never stop with the farty humour, I have a blast writing it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose May 29, 2021 at 6:37 PM lol, I love fart poems, even the ones that affect the colon. lol, Stay beautiful Jan, xo Jan Allison May 30, 2021 at 2:37 PM lol thanks Vie:-) hugs Jan x

Terry Flood May 29, 2021 at 2:57 PM So, he’s Gone With The Wind then. I was gonna see if an audio comment was plausible... but I can’t beak broberly wib a beg om by dose. Bade be laugh, Jab....... and.... breathe! Jan Allison May 30, 2021 at 2:37 PM lol thanks Terry:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta May 29, 2021 at 12:29 PM In Germany, flatulence is considered to be a natural function of the body (perhaps a reason for holding weinfests alone the Rhine or Moselle), but jermaine needs to lay off the chocolate! First verse very clever! Aloha! Rico Jan Allison May 30, 2021 at 2:37 PM lol thanks Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer May 29, 2021 at 12:02 PM thanks for the grin today, jan! i can always count on you for that... Jan Allison May 29, 2021 at 4:29 PM Thanks Ilene I needed to post something silly, I feel so sad with Connie's dreadful news i just needed to brighten my own spirits and write poop lol:-) hugs jan xx

L Milton Hankins May 29, 2021 at 11:51 AM Exquisite!!!! Thoroughly enjoyed. I have a friend who delights in farting when people are around...and she (yes, she) thinks it's very funny. I was always brought up to hide a toot, if at all possible, and then to deny it if caught. I'm still laughing, Jan. Jan Allison May 29, 2021 at 4:28 PM I just find farty poems so funny, its a natural thing but folk pooh pooh my poop poetry lol:-) hugs jan xx