Experiments With Eggs

Fur pies don't sell so bakers use eggs It is evident in the historical records The unborn remnants inside the shell Children of the chicken Are soft and gooey and easier to use Fur coats are difficult to swallow No matter what PETA says and they say a lot I'm not impressed because not all animals are pets As a matter of fact I eat meat in sandwiches And wear fur in Winter to keep me warm It's true. Fur does not taste so good in pies Bakers will attest to that in a court of law In fact they do on every occasion of the day “Yes your honor.” “I am here to testify.” “Eggs are better for making pies” “Fur gets caught in the throats of customers” Eggs come in groups of twelve in separate compartments Kept in Styrofoam or cardboard cartons for their protection It gets bad for them when the bombs drop on your house And eggs happen to be home at the time They could crack. You could lose track of the count Eggs can't scramble themselves They hold up better in bomb shelters and bakeries Fur comes with a warning, “Wash by hand in warm water” They should add, “Not to be used in pies? “Not to be consumed by public or private citizens at large” Fur pies don't sell so bakers use eggs But must remember to discard the shells People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals Like fur and fury animals and eggs It is fine to experiment in my estimation Woodland creatures don't care what you use Unless you are thinking about making a stew Making a pie or coat goes without question