Excuses

Has anybody ever noticed That women are built to complain They always ask where you've been But they never let you explain So here's some new excuses That work from time to time If you ever run out of your own Feel free to use some of mine I was helping an old lady 'cross the street When she got run over by an elf I couldn't find a doctor anywhere So I had to do surgery myself I passed a burning building, when a lady cried out, "Please Mr, Save my child" So, I shimmied up the drain pipe to rescue the kid While the firemen just stood there and smiled I went to the bank to deposit my check When five men walked over in masks I used kung fu to take them all down Before the teller even asks So that's my story and I'm stickin' to it Believe what you wanna believe It's not lying, it's only excuses No matter what you perceive