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EVE will remain with ADAM -Chris D A

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EVE will remain with ADAM -Chris D A

A DINNER INVESTMENT (for Eve)

My husband Chris Adams loves to wine and dine my needs
In the most expensive places, one can eat.

Arriving in LIMO style
A humble waiter greets
After I viewed the menu I replied, 
"Hun I am ready to order."
A T-bone steak -- fully cook the meat.

At our table, walked a gorgeous snake-eyed women
She leaned over my husband's seat
Approaching Chris with a big wet kiss
I stomped on my husband's foot
I gave him  the look, of all looks
She slithered with her tongue in Adams ear 
She whispers 
 "Go to that hotel and relax, I need some cash"
With one stare I yelled, "Chris how dare you cheat!"
"I had enough, I want a divorce MR. ADAMS!"
I reach over to slap him,  
He replies, "She is my mistress Bath-Sheba my dear EVE!"
"I do not love her."
"I understand if you want a divorce!" Mr. Adams replied.
"But, remember, no more furs, luxury suite, 
 Winters in Barbados,
 Summers in Tuscany."
"Infinity or Lexus, and first class plane seats."
"Forget about the Yacht Club."
"Party by the swimming pool, that land a hundred feet."
"It is up to you my Kitty Skat Eve to give it all up."
"You decide if these diamonds you want to keep."

Without thinking of taking a leap.
I saw Mr. Adams business partner Cain with a Jezebel in his arms.
I ask my husband Chris in a small peep. 
"Do not tell me that Cain commits Adultery too?"
"Cain's blonde looks really cheap as if she works the street."
"Well, our mistress is prettier and looks real sweet."
"Honey, our mistress Bath-Sheba is worth the keep."
"Mr. Adams tonight you can call me Steve and not Eve,
 Whatever it takes to satisfy your needs plus my gold lust!"
**************************************

(The moral of the story is what some Eve's  
will do to keep their investment, I mean Adam's.) 
A joke and dedication to  Chris D. Aechtner 
For THE Eve in Eden* (Contest) *

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Date: 8/8/2014 8:06:00 AM
Skittle SKAT! I absolutely LOVE what you did here on this one. I may have read it before, BUT not the way I just did!!! I could rant on and on about this Poem of Genesis and my blunt man Chris. GENIUS buddy! GENIOUS GeeniE-US! ~ BIg Ole' Seven Rate...peace babe!~JSLaMbert!~420
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Date: 5/1/2014 10:31:00 AM
A splendid pen Skat...very creative...hugs
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Date: 4/5/2014 12:42:00 PM
SKAT Such a cute, clever, crazy, fun and silly write. It kept me entertained from beginning to end. Thank you for the nice comment on my Umbrella poem.
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Date: 2/28/2014 12:43:00 PM
What a clever poem! Nice work.
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Date: 9/19/2013 7:32:00 AM
Hello my dearest sis Skat! Super big hugs! Missing so much to stop by on your poetry. This is a very stunning poem which I've not yet read before & i'm extremely happy that I found it. It's a very creative write which delighted me so much this evening. Hugging it & you with big smiles. Thank you so much for sharing this outstanding write of yours. Kudos and hugs! love lots4ever, Leonora
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Date: 9/7/2013 9:30:00 PM
Too funny, Skat - but it may be a reality for someone! Have a great weekend, my friend :).
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Date: 7/25/2013 6:07:00 PM
Another ridiculously amazing poem! Again, I am baffled that you were never added to my list of fave poets until now... I will be keeping an eye on your poetry, girly! You got some mad talent!! Many, many hugs! :)
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Date: 11/27/2010 10:20:00 PM
Awesome again
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Date: 6/11/2010 3:52:00 AM
That is soooo funny- I am really impressed on how you reacted when she kissed him hahaha- to the fav's- OH and very shallow Congrats to you lol
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Date: 6/9/2010 10:34:00 PM
Interesting and a good read.
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Date: 6/8/2010 9:44:00 AM
Great story you have beautifully penned containing so much to say and so much to think. Great write my friend and well deserving win. Congrats on your win in the contest. And many thank for your beautiful precious comments on my poem The Sunshine. Love and best wishes...........Ravindra.........s k a t
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Date: 6/7/2010 5:20:00 PM
a lovely job, and congrats on your win,..L.),..p.d.
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Date: 6/7/2010 5:14:00 PM
well done! Irma! jimbo
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Date: 6/7/2010 6:25:00 AM
very interesting piece of writing .Thank you for sharing and for the comment.
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Date: 6/6/2010 7:40:00 AM
Hi SKAT, enjoyed your comment on "Future". Finally summer came with temperatures around 80° F and sunny! Hope you had a great weeken too! All the best, Gert
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Date: 6/5/2010 7:49:00 AM
WOW lol,,, this was a funny one,, crazy funn when she wants to leave him, but then he throws all the luxury he gives her... and she stays lol... the things eve's will do!!!!!!! Loved it =(^.^)=, Royal
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Date: 6/3/2010 2:40:00 PM
thanks for reading my dessert entry. Would love to see YOUR entry too! I know it would be sensual for sure. LUv ya, andrea
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Date: 6/3/2010 12:00:00 PM
Hello Hello to my sweet friend and my BBF Irma.. just a quick Hello ... have had my eye surgery and am healing ..can only be on computer for an hour so had to stop by and say "HI"..luv.. "Sweetheart"
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Date: 6/2/2010 2:38:00 PM
Congrat. On your win ,Irma :) Celene!
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Date: 6/2/2010 10:59:00 AM
Super glad you liked my parody dear Irma :) thanks again! who knows, I just might try to come up with another poem with your name in it ;) congrats btw with your win with this poem! :)
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Date: 6/1/2010 2:39:00 PM
Hey, Irma, CONGRATULATIONS to you!!! Fun comments you are getting from the guys!. LUv, Andrea
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Date: 5/31/2010 9:32:00 PM
Kitty S K A T, congratulations on your winning poem! From now on, no more Steve ok!! Ha ha!! Nice one....just as fun reading it again, Chris.
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Date: 5/31/2010 8:57:00 PM
Congrats sweet Irma BBF on your big win in Debbie's contest .. a great write and win for u to enjoy... u have arrived my BBF...luv.. Linda-Marie
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Date: 5/31/2010 8:20:00 AM
Nice write with some Eve finally understanding why Adams sometimes have these little escapades. . . lol (Mine is not one of them) Have a good holiday! Dan C
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Date: 5/31/2010 7:49:00 AM
Sooooooo glad u liked my poem and that movie is so old and good and its like my love affair..haha..old but good .. BBF Irma sweetie .. your comments lift my heart today.. am heading home from two weeks away vacation and ready to go again June 20th.. oh boy.. wish u were here to enjoy the FUN in the SUN.. but your comments make me feel u are here.. luv.. from the "Sweetheart"..
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