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A DINNER INVESTMENT (for Eve) My husband Chris Adams loves to wine and dine my needs In the most expensive places, one can eat. Arriving in LIMO style A humble waiter greets After I viewed the menu I replied, "Hun I am ready to order." A T-bone steak -- fully cook the meat. At our table, walked a gorgeous snake-eyed women She leaned over my husband's seat Approaching Chris with a big wet kiss I stomped on my husband's foot I gave him the look, of all looks She slithered with her tongue in Adams ear She whispers "Go to that hotel and relax, I need some cash" With one stare I yelled, "Chris how dare you cheat!" "I had enough, I want a divorce MR. ADAMS!" I reach over to slap him, He replies, "She is my mistress Bath-Sheba my dear EVE!" "I do not love her." "I understand if you want a divorce!" Mr. Adams replied. "But, remember, no more furs, luxury suite, Winters in Barbados, Summers in Tuscany." "Infinity or Lexus, and first class plane seats." "Forget about the Yacht Club." "Party by the swimming pool, that land a hundred feet." "It is up to you my Kitty Skat Eve to give it all up." "You decide if these diamonds you want to keep." Without thinking of taking a leap. I saw Mr. Adams business partner Cain with a Jezebel in his arms. I ask my husband Chris in a small peep. "Do not tell me that Cain commits Adultery too?" "Cain's blonde looks really cheap as if she works the street." "Well, our mistress is prettier and looks real sweet." "Honey, our mistress Bath-Sheba is worth the keep." "Mr. Adams tonight you can call me Steve and not Eve, Whatever it takes to satisfy your needs plus my gold lust!" ************************************** (The moral of the story is what some Eve's will do to keep their investment, I mean Adam's.) A joke and dedication to Chris D. Aechtner For THE Eve in Eden* (Contest) *
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