Etymological Fervor Kindles Logorrhoea

Hence no surprise... yes recherché rhetorical flourish(es) impress, yet mine deliberate vocabulist predilection, I haint gonna stress aforementioned quirk also includes zero apr (annual percentage rate), may be subject with excess sieve jejune ennui pullulating Kudzu like indecipherable haphazard gobbledygook mess abhorrent brashness claptrap discouraging further harrowing progress into thicket of verbiage, perhaps... unwittingly encountering Loch Ness cheesy Munster gussied up as... transgender logophile, alias Hermann Hesse, which obvious immediate long winded atavistic feature will allow, enable, and provide dead giveaway clue to guess, whether yours truly be mouse or man (chess champion) meandering along stream of consciousness, whereby succumbing to wordiness helpless (fear not coronavirus, nor other mortal affliction) even if exuding fifty shades of gray pus, the only bonafide surefire holistic, iambic, therapeutic... recourse I reluctantly, lamely, and feebly confess to ameliorate slogging thru metaphorical marsh cress, (a veritable poetic nightmare) volunteer self as unsuspecting to acquiesce (lest no lifetime allowance courtesy United States mint printing press), whereat Impractical Jokers profess gut wrenching, humiliating, insulting... pranks, albeit dudes harmless (think) only psychological state at risk else suffer interminable, objectionable, unutterable... mother (ƒµ©****) eternal duress unbeknownst to thee multisyllabic stranger vowel things in consonant essentially Mattspeak trumpeting as sesquipedalianism (the lesser of twee vols) temporarily rendering, manifesting sudden impulse to emulate... me, and damaging basic cognitive process.