Enough Is Enough - In Bernie's Own Words

I’m running for President But this time I’ll win, Without our dear Hilary, That caused such a din! You’ll see I’m the man The one they need beat, Whatever they serve For breakfast I’ll eat. I’m steeled for the task My lungs fully primed, To galvanize crowds, Their passions to wind. Remembering lessons From last time around, I’ll pummel my colleagues, Right into the ground. My passions undaunted, No weapon too harsh, They won’t know what hit them As they spin out and crash. Let not thoughts of age, Nor leanings too left, Fool you to think I’m no longer that deft. The other old man That’s now in my sights, May as well pick his grave, As I read him last rites. So just watch me work As the contest unfolds, For when I but sneeze Others catch colds.