Elmer's Diwemma

You people must beweeve it has become a habit
I keep chasing after that squweey wabbit.
Now he has a fwiend who is a big bwack duck.
I twy to catch them both, but without any wuck.
I have my shotgun weady with ammo.
Earwy in the morning I awways go.
However, the squiptwiters never wet me win.
It is awways the same in awe the shows I am in.
I am just wike the coyote chasing that woad wunner.
I awways come up short.  Isn’t that a bummer?
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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July 7, 2013 at 10:42 AM
:-) CONGRATULATIONS -in Nathan's contest!!! awesome winning write. LOVE LOVE * Linda
Posey Avatar
July 3, 2013 at 3:31 PM
Wobert, you should not be foowin; awound and cweatin' fun fwom misfortunate mawadies that affwict people Maybe I should put that wascal wabbit on your case.....Gweat witing, my fwiend. congwats on your win..... Your fwiend.....Jake
Liwayway Avatar
July 2, 2013 at 11:02 AM
wow!!! excellent write friend Robert..very creative ans it makes me smile before going to sleep..Have a nice day!!
Gildersleeve Avatar
July 2, 2013 at 7:05 AM
Lol thanks for the humor this morning. Your not alone. Congrats Robert on your fine win. Warm Smiles, Connie
A  Avatar
July 1, 2013 at 9:48 PM
Robert, congratulations with your winning poem, in Nathan's one of your best poems. *SKAT*
D. Avatar
July 1, 2013 at 9:23 PM
thanks nate
La France Avatar
December 20, 2010 at 5:31 PM
A'"fun" poem to read, I enjoyed it~~ very much~~
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December 20, 2010 at 5:15 PM
It brings me back to the good ole days, when cartoon was fun to watch.
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