Elmer's Diwemma

You people must beweeve it has become a habit I keep chasing after that squweey wabbit. Now he has a fwiend who is a big bwack duck. I twy to catch them both, but without any wuck. I have my shotgun weady with ammo. Earwy in the morning I awways go. However, the squiptwiters never wet me win. It is awways the same in awe the shows I am in. I am just wike the coyote chasing that woad wunner. I awways come up short. Isn’t that a bummer?