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4/21/2026 for A Fun Or Humorous Clerihew About A Famous Person Poetry Contest sponsored by Tania Kitchin

Elizabeth Taylor

Elizabeth Taylor - 
I'd sure like to nail 'er.  
Yep, I'd do that hot tin roof cat.  
Oops, did I just say that?

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Paula Goldsmith

May 11, 2026 at 1:18 PM

Back with Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your wonderful "Elizabeth Taylor" write again. Have a wonderful week writing away with your win...............

David Crandall

May 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM

Thanks, Paula!

Tania Kitchin

May 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM

David, congratulations on your winning placement with your funny poem.

David Crandall

May 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM

Thanks, Tania!

Andrea Dietrich

May 10, 2026 at 2:18 PM

I really loved yours. Congrats in the contest, David

David Crandall

May 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM

Thanks, Andrea!

David Crandall

May 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM

Thanks, Andrea!

sara Etgen-Baker

April 23, 2026 at 4:32 PM

yikes!

David Crandall

April 23, 2026 at 7:33 PM

How do you make an embarrassed emoji?

David Crandall

April 23, 2026 at 7:32 PM

How do you make an embarrassed emoji?

Linda Alice Fowler

April 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM

Haha Dave. A beauty for sure. GL! E :)

David Crandall

April 23, 2026 at 7:32 PM

Hi elle! Thanks, I'll need it.

Andrea Dietrich

April 22, 2026 at 9:33 PM

Naughty naughty. She was a grand dame in her time with those violet eyes. Long gone now. You did great clerihew. Any guesses what mine is on? To be posted soon

David Crandall

April 23, 2026 at 8:16 AM

Thanks! Hmm, I feel like I should know, but it's not coming to me.

Bj Legros Kelley

April 21, 2026 at 10:26 PM

Whoa! Lol, my goodness! She was such a beauty, and I wanted to name one of my daughters Elizabeth, I love that name! My mom did not like Elizabeth Taylor, maybe because of her beauty. My mom called her dizzy lizzy and basically forbade me to name my daughter Elizabeth, but I did name her Beth...my mom didn't like that either!!

David Crandall

April 22, 2026 at 5:59 PM

Wow! I do like her, have seen many of her movies, and think she is uniquely beautiful with her green eyes, but there are so many other actors and actresses that I also admire. I think she just popped into my head as a symbol of female beauty and sexiness. I also like the name Elizabeth. Maybe, because I like traditional English folk music and it reminds me of a name that might have been common historically in England. Haha, how does your mom like the name Scarlett or Scarlett Johanson?