Eating With Bigfoot

My baking skills I have to change Vast quantity is needed now Cos I invited Bigfoot to lunch Do I serve deer or a tasty cow He doesn't want meat and two veg His menu would want meat and nuts For a whole deer he will surely beg Must have protein and carbohydrates A nut roast to accompany his steer Meat like a hog roast is cooking fine Hmm nasty smell I think he is near I hope he realises some of its mine He squats his frame against a tree Looks over to where I am Geez I think he fancies eating me Licking his lips causes me alarm. But all is well he has spied Lurking in a tree above A grey squirrel looking boss-eyed At big foot with a look of love Down it comes and sit's quite near Espying of the fruit and nuts It doesn't eat cow or deer I will high 5 this squirrel cos it has guts. So all is well Bigfoot eats with glee Most of the deer and nuts as well Managed to leave a bit for me Then up he leaves, left this story to tell. Penned 17 April 2015 by Seren Roberts