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You've got the face of a pepperoni pizza and the body of a mason jar You use your body as a storage unit for Hot Pockets, Doritos and fudge bars Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey You are the king or queen of the junk food junkies Peanut butter toast with Hershey's Chocolate Syrup But the chocolate milk shake always comes first You get your breakfast directly from the king Dessert is always the queen Appetizers are pizza rolls Followed by the doughnut holes The doughnuts themselves you will have later While in the parking garage elevator For dinner, no surprise, it's Taco Bell Still hungry? Well have three ice cream sandwiches with Magic Shell At midnight, it's time for bed A movie comes on, so you have a soda and chips instead At 4am you want to get some rest Not before your omelette with Egg Land's Best Your grocery bill has become a car note You curse the cost of food, with a mouth full of a Banana Boat I don't know how you do it, as you strut through town I wish I could freely and not worry about my pounds Some say it's aggression, others say depression Well something has made your appetite enter the fourth dimension