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Dun Drunking

Did I tell you about this young fellow His manner was warm and mellow. He went out one night Had a drink and a fight, Now their whisking him off to the gallow. His friends went off to the court house, Trying to plead for his case. They said he only had one pint mi lord, The next minute,he was off of his face. The judge said that we can't tolerate, Getting drunk, and fighting in the street. Sorry mi lord, it wasn't a fight, I tripped over my two left feet.

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Date: 11/16/2020 3:29:00 AM
The judge sounds very harsh and extreme. I've two left feet most of the time (tend to be accident prone) and four when I use to have one too many drinks lol. Emilia : )
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Simon Hamill
Date: 11/18/2020 3:00:00 PM
Lol.i just fall asleep.hope your keeping well.simon,:)