Drunk Man's Statement

Officer, He…. seemed..... very far But before I knew it he was creasing the bull bar Officer, I implore you, It's not my fault. I tried to bring the car as quick as I could to a halt Believe me when I say this, I'm not to blame. Today is not a good day, I’ll never be the same All the evidence looks like it points to me but, You have no proof. I’m not the one that has caused this goof Any way I will show no shame Still after today, I’ll never be the same He jumped in front of the car Suicidal freak I swear it’s bizarre. Sorry sir, you are under arrest as you can see It wasn’t a man you hit but a tree.