Driving Mad

"If I turn left, I'll drive right through that house"
He can't read a map, but insists he's right.
I grip the wheel, silent as a church mouse,
This is going to be a long, long night.

"The map says to go left, you missed the turn"
It's as if he's blind to what's real on Earth,
Crashing the car might help him see and learn,
But, the damage would cost more than it's worth.

"There isn't any left-" I start to say,
Then I realize the map is upside-down.
A funny end to a wonderful day,
I tell him, laughing; he gives me a frown.

He says "Not my fault. The map isn't clear."
I just smile. "Whatever you say, dear."
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Brown Avatar
February 25, 2011 at 11:59 AM
Congratulations Kristen, on your well deserved win in Francine Roberts's contest " Whatever You Say, Dear". Love, Carol
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February 19, 2011 at 12:23 PM
Congratulations on your win..Sara
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February 18, 2011 at 10:42 PM
What a great write with wonderful descriptiveness and rhyming. Congratulations on winning in Francine's contest with this fine entry.
Haick Avatar
February 18, 2011 at 10:00 PM
Congratulations on your deserving win in the contest, Kristen! Enjoy! Always, Annalise
Taylor Avatar
February 18, 2011 at 7:14 PM
Congrats on a well deserved win, Kirsten. Nice going. Have a great weekend. xxxRalph
Freeman Avatar
February 18, 2011 at 6:58 PM
Kristen, great job, congratulations on your sixth place honored win in Francine's awesome contest. Agape, Moses
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February 18, 2011 at 6:19 PM
Congrats Kristen on your winning poem in Francine's contest luv.. enjoy this wonderful win ...with luv..
Roberts Avatar
February 18, 2011 at 5:50 PM
congrats on your 6h place win in my contest Kristen, I found this very funny
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February 17, 2011 at 5:39 PM
I have no idea what happend here Kristen but your poem is entered in the contest 17 times and my contest will now close as its full, please remove it as many times as need be and then reenter it once
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