Dream Love

I’ve made love in the morning; I’ve made love in my car; I’ve made love to the girl next door and to a movie star. I’ve made love on an airplane, just to join the mile-high team; But, each time that I’ve made this love it’s been only in my dreams. I’ve made love to a cheerleader underneath the football stands; I’ve made love to the lead singer in the most popular girls band. I’ve made love to a Senator with a vow of silence I must keep; But, each time that I’ve made this love I’ve been fast asleep. In reality I’m just a bachelor living in a made-up fantasy world; I’ve never even asked one out let alone kissed a living girl. I am still an unloved virgin - destined to stay that way for life; But, that doesn’t stop me from falling asleep with a super-model as my wife. I’ve made love in Hawaii; I’ve made love standing on the moon; I’ve even tasted that special delight in the early afternoon. I’ve made love on a submarine, sitting on the ocean floor; I’m sure that when I fall sleep tonight I’ll be making love some more.