Doom and Gloom

Oh, lordy! The nuts are at it again. Their paranoiac claims abound today. Oh! So often I heard their sick refrains Expounding, predicting the end of days: Armageddon is near! Sinners prepare Yourselves! Never once have their claims come true. The poor souls! Victims of hopeless despair Terminal crazies, if only they knew How ridicules they sound to the sane Yes, sane! Those who bank on a bright future Instead of those fantastic, inane claims. I ask you, how much more can we endure? Their latest claim is now two thousand and twelve. Hold onto your bibles [laughs] brace yourselves!