Don'T Open Letters

If you have the time
There is a letter for you in the den.
I assumed it was from a friend.
Read it now I don't mind.

There taking the old jeep away?
What do you mean it's not old?
It's covered in rust, caked in mold.
It must be my birthday.

There's a letter from you to me?
Why read it in private?
'My mother was a pirate.'
That's it, I'm moving back to Boise.

Two weeks later,
Betsy gets a ring on her phone.
'You fixed the jeep using a dinosaur bone?'
Ugh, she hangs up the cheese grater.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2020

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Y. Avatar
January 12, 2020 at 3:58 PM
Lol! Matt, Your poem caused me to smile immediately! Congratulations on your winning write. Have a wonderful day:-) Alexis
Caliri Avatar
January 12, 2020 at 5:13 PM
Thanks, and congrats on your 1rst place win! I can relate to coming home to kids. I have 3 toddlers, and work with special needs kids through the day. I could relate to each of your stanzas.
Kitchin Avatar
January 12, 2020 at 5:58 AM
Matt, congratulations on your winning placement with your creative write.
Caliri Avatar
January 12, 2020 at 5:14 PM
Thanks! It's an honor to be placed!
Messina Avatar
January 8, 2020 at 6:16 AM
That's a killer last line (lol). Thanks for the laughs, Matt. Also, thank you very much for placing me in your contest.. truly humbled... fa la la... Have a healthy and Happy New Year! Charlie
Roper Avatar
January 3, 2020 at 11:11 PM
like the enclose rhyme, Matt, nicely done. Good luck in the contest.
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