Do Nothing Day

I asked my pal what he was doing
tomorrow- should I pay him a call?
He said that he'd had such a tiring week
he wasn't doing anything at all.
So he got out of bed and he didn't get dressed,
and he didn't get washed or brush teeth,
just wandered downstairs with no clothes on
showing all normally hidden beneath.
He didn't have coffee or breakfast,
and went without dinner and tea,
to go a whole day without filling one's tum
doesn't sound that appealing to me.
By evening his boredom was raging
and he vented his spleen on his kin,
eventually chasing them all down the street
wearing nowt but what he was born in.
Hairy and hungry, ranting and raving
like something from out of a zoo,
next time when I ask what his weekend plans are,
I'm sure he'll find something to do.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Barry-Nishanian Avatar
February 24, 2018 at 11:32 PM
You have a great" funny bone," and tickle everyone who drops in to visit, enjoyed. bbn
Hoffman Avatar
September 21, 2016 at 9:15 AM
Jean has a great comment about the streak! Your poems always have a great streak of humor coursing through them btw! Another funny one, lol!:)
Wigley Avatar
September 25, 2016 at 12:05 AM
Thanks. Cheryl, glad to give a smile. Viv x
Guzzi Avatar
September 21, 2016 at 8:34 AM
Funny in the way - all you can do is laugh?- aging is not for the weak at heart- thanks so much for your comment on my verse Viv. Light & Love
Wigley Avatar
September 25, 2016 at 12:05 AM
Thanks, Debbie, as long as we remain young at heart, everything else can shrivel. Viv x
Wigley Avatar
September 19, 2016 at 1:51 PM
...an' ah hollered " Don't look, Jean!!!!" x
Murray Avatar
September 20, 2016 at 7:37 AM
I will Viv...to be sure ...to be sure ...
Murray Avatar
September 19, 2016 at 9:32 AM
"Oh yes they call him the streak...."I took a peek....
Wigley Avatar
September 19, 2016 at 1:52 PM
...an' ah hollered " Don't look, Jean!!!!" x
Dietrich Avatar
September 18, 2016 at 6:03 PM
haha, this went in a very different direction from what I imagined. Did you ever see the song by Bruno Mars. About doing nothing at all. You gotta watch it if you have not seen it!! And the parody of it by a female singer! I think it's called the Lazy Song.
Wigley Avatar
September 19, 2016 at 1:12 AM
I am familiar with the Bruno song, Andrea, I shall check out the other one, though. Soupmail. x
Grahamburglar Avatar
September 18, 2016 at 5:58 PM
AHAHA! I want a do-nothing day... This was clever and fun to read. Thanks for the laugh Viv. -G
Onclaud Avatar
September 18, 2016 at 1:45 AM
ohh, that's me still in jet lag mode, viv... love your animated wit... huggs
Marcum Wong Avatar
September 16, 2016 at 1:20 AM
That could almost be me today Viv. I got almost nothing done today except read poetry and wrote one poem. No running after the kids nude though. Lol. I enjoyed! Cheers, Connie ; )
Manassian Avatar
September 15, 2016 at 2:50 PM
What a great poem, Viv. Love the humor. See, I can be a two timer too! ;) Hugs
Wigley Avatar
September 18, 2016 at 4:13 AM
Thanks, Eileen. The sequel. Viv x
Manassian Avatar
September 15, 2016 at 2:49 PM
HA HA! Good one, Viv. Entertaining, indeed!
Wigley Avatar
September 18, 2016 at 4:12 AM
Thanks, Eileen, viv x
Inman Avatar
September 15, 2016 at 11:02 AM
Very witty Viv.
Turner Avatar
September 14, 2016 at 10:49 AM
Mr Viv, You do know how to tell a funny story. Love the humor and I'd bet he makes plans the next time.
Allison Avatar
September 14, 2016 at 1:49 AM
I couldn't do nothing all day lol - a great fun write - I'll keep my curtains open and watch out for him running down our street lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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