Disaster in the loo
Uh OH what am I gonna do
When my bum is full of poo
And there's just one little piece
Of toilet paper that I see
The sink cupboard is really bare
I cant find none anywhere
Looking around trying to find
Something to wipe my behind
No one's home to rescue me
I start to feel so itchy
There is only one solution
But I have to cause pollution
In the drain of my shower
Hot water on full power
Now I'm clean and smelling good
Knowing there's one thing I should
Stock up on so there's no fear
Of running out again I swear
To keep my supply overstocked
By buying every bag and box
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