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Disappointed Witch

Eye of Newt and zigzag slither of snake
Let me get even with Zelma McBake
She was a bully
Down by the gully
Please turn this zombie into a garden rake!

Her spell had been sold with a guarantee
She was very disappointed with thee
I thought it would work
Sold to me by a jerk
Unhappy customer turned me into a flea!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2020




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Date: 9/14/2020 9:05:00 PM
Well, the customer is always right, especially when she is a disappointed witch :0
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/15/2020 12:32:00 PM
I know that's right.

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